Mark Davis

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

A woman weightlifter goes to the doc's:

"I've been taking steroids, & now I've grown a cock"

"Anabolic" says the Doctor

"No just a cock"

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

During labour, the pain is so great that a woman...

Can almost imagine what it's like to have man flu.

[Don’t Try This At Home @dttah0]

This is the funniest thing you will see all day 😂

Retweet if you agree 😂

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football.

I'm gutted, we'd been together for nearly three seasons.

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

When you get to the top of the stairs at Newcastle away... 😂

[Paddy McGuinness ❤️ @PaddyMcGuinness]

Good old golf.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Summer for me is about time with family .

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

How does Moses make his tea? ☕️

Hebrews it.

I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Our aunt Marge has been ill for so long, we're thinking of changing her name to 'I can't believe she's not better.'

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

"My wife went to a bad concert in South East Asia!"

"Singapore?"

"Terrible, and so were the rest of the band!"

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Boobs are like the sun!

Taking a quick look is fine, but staring isn't.

Then again, that's what sunglasses are for.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Just bought some Viagra tea bags.

They don't improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

Wife pranks her husband during the football... he doesn't take it well 😂😂😂 https://t.co/kINve3gWjY

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Paddy says

"Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards Mick?"

Mick says

"If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin boat"

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

A woman weightlifter goes to the doc's:

"I've been taking steroids, & now I've grown a cock"

"Anabolic" says the Doctor

"No just a cock!"

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Out of respect for John Terry, the Chelsea players will take turns to leave their wives unattended for 26 minutes at the party tonight.

[SWFC Supporters Club 💙 @swfcsc]

Condolences to all at @FootballOn5 as Real Fulhamadrid crash out of play offs #Swfc

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

Play-off tees now in store! Get yours online or in the Owls Megastore #swfc

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