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Mark Davis
@markdavis1965
Joined December 2014
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markdavis1965
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
over 8 years ago
A woman weightlifter goes to the doc's: "I've been taking steroids, & now I've grown a cock" "Anabolic" says the Doctor "No just a cock"
markdavis1965
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
over 8 years ago
During labour, the pain is so great that a woman... Can almost imagine what it's like to have man flu.
markdavis1965
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Don’t Try This At Home
@dttah0
over 8 years ago
This is the funniest thing you will see all day 😂 Retweet if you agree 😂
dttah0's tweet video.
markdavis1965
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
over 8 years ago
My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football. I'm gutted, we'd been together for nearly three seasons.
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markdavis1965
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The Away Fans
@theawayfans
almost 9 years ago
When you get to the top of the stairs at Newcastle away... 😂
markdavis1965
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Paddy McGuinness ❤️
@PaddyMcGuinness
almost 9 years ago
Good old golf.
PaddyMcGuinness's tweet video.
markdavis1965
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Peter Crouch
@petercrouch
almost 9 years ago
Summer for me is about time with family .
markdavis1965
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
over 10 years ago
How does Moses make his tea? ☕️ Hebrews it. I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
markdavis1965
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
almost 9 years ago
Our aunt Marge has been ill for so long, we're thinking of changing her name to 'I can't believe she's not better.'
markdavis1965
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
almost 9 years ago
"My wife went to a bad concert in South East Asia!" "Singapore?" "Terrible, and so were the rest of the band!"
markdavis1965
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
about 9 years ago
Boobs are like the sun! Taking a quick look is fine, but staring isn't. Then again, that's what sunglasses are for.
markdavis1965
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
about 9 years ago
Just bought some Viagra tea bags. They don't improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.
markdavis1965
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Sunday League
@SundayShoutsFC
about 9 years ago
Wife pranks her husband during the football... he doesn't take it well 😂😂😂 https://t.co/kINve3gWjY
markdavis1965
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
over 10 years ago
Paddy says "Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards Mick?" Mick says "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin boat"
markdavis1965
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
about 9 years ago
A woman weightlifter goes to the doc's: "I've been taking steroids, & now I've grown a cock" "Anabolic" says the Doctor "No just a cock!"
markdavis1965
retweeted
Pundamentalism
@Pundamentalism
about 9 years ago
Out of respect for John Terry, the Chelsea players will take turns to leave their wives unattended for 26 minutes at the party tonight.
markdavis1965
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SWFC Supporters Club 💙
@swfcsc
about 9 years ago
Condolences to all at
@FootballOn5
as Real Fulhamadrid crash out of play offs
#Swfc
markdavis1965
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Sheffield Wednesday
@swfc
about 9 years ago
Play-off tees now in store! Get yours online or in the Owls Megastore
#swfc
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