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[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death

Dentist (44M): looks good man

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Gladio Langford @fearthe_void]

Who hasn’t been there

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My buddy who's a firefighter: I've been having a really hard time at work lately

Me (picturing him at the end of a hose that's spraying too strongly and he's flying all over the place and can't get down): that's hilarious

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Research reveals that focusing on good literally reshapes your brain to seek out even more good.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Hitchslap @Hitchslap1]

We need a slur for therapists.

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Chinese in Dubai Marina ? Oh go on then. Bosh

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Me and my friends would’ve killed these guys with hammers I can tell you that much

[Uncensored @SpeechUncut]

This is hilarious 🤣

[Max @1VeryChillDude]

A white boy in motion stays in motion