Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death
Dentist (44M): looks good man
My buddy who's a firefighter: I've been having a really hard time at work lately
Me (picturing him at the end of a hose that's spraying too strongly and he's flying all over the place and can't get down): that's hilarious