Markissimo

Your friendly neighborhood giant

[Jdab @JDabz87]

“Knicks in five” is New York for “peace be with you”

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

This is how you push through universally unpopular legislation. You start with attacks on groups most people don't care about (sex workers), under the guise of something many support (protecting kids). Then you keep increasing the heat until the frog sits in boiling water.

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

They’re actually going to do it. They’re actually gonna invent a new category to segregate off any minority who wins something lol

[Markissimo @markell_torres]

My mayor is cooler than yours 😁

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

KAT and NYC Mayor Mamdani hit the "lean back" 😂

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yooo we got morning announcements

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

OG put the city on his back.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[Mikey Intifada @MicSchirtzer]

hi so we've actually reached you don't need to know the numbers of the deaths camps stage of the US holocaust

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

It’s such a perfect metaphor to have something that gives joy to tens of thousands get ruined by one Republican billionaire asshole

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 New York has officially banned the construction of new data centers for 1 year.

After that, data centers will pay higher electricity rates than residents.

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Backrooms' director Kane Parsons says his dream is to make a film adaptation of 'Portal'

He's looking into if it's possible with 'a lot of caution and a lot of curiosity'

(via @kylebuchanan)

[أم شكردن @ZkakLBlatt_love]

This is literally what Fidel Castro said and people thought was crazy

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Zohran has fixed 100,000 potholes in NYC, secured $1.2 billion for childcare, closed a $12 billion budget gap, and plans to invest $122M in NYC public schools. Oddly, no Sharia law yet.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is an official government account in a democracy.

This is what Orbanism looks like. The president bragging, via AI video, that he forced a comedian who mocked him off the air and ‘into the trash’.

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.