If you’re hitting the gym but you’re not seeing very good results, just know that it has everything to do w/ ur poor genetics& has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that u consume mass quantities of alcohol Thurs-Sunday& end each of those nights by knocking down a full pizza
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod