Mark Fitzloff

Founder, Öpinionated “It did what all ads are supposed to do: create an anxiety relievable by purchase.” -DFW

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Quitting this propaganda cesspit. Adios

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#winitforjoe

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@united you left me and my family stranded in Newark today, cancelling our flight after delaying the flight more than seven times. This after ten hour connecting flight and you offered no rebookings leaving us totally stranded halfway through our trip.

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https://t.co/Cvcby8kbb4

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@thatbilloakley I got a box of kryptonite, a rock painted florescent green, at the theater showing the first Superman and I thought it was the coolest thing I’d ever owned. Oh and I still have a complete set of Star Wars Burger King glasses. Sigh.

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@mrjoestaples Rhymes with Cube-lisis

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@WajahatAli You just need to stop posting during games. You even acknowledged it before kickoff.

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@WajahatAli You write them off in the 1st every game.

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@thatbilloakley If you haven’t lost power, lost heat, lost internet, had a pipe burst or fallen on the ice yet, you just haven’t had the full mid-January 2024 Portland experience yet.

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@XfinitySupport three days now with service down in Portland. No updates, no notifications about when service will resume. Do you even care at this point?

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@WajahatAli You wrote them off in the first quarter against the eagles as I recall.

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@WajahatAli Dang man every game you start so negative!

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@WajahatAli Too soon.

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@SamuraiShine95 @Phil_Lewis_ Same. Made a sandwich.

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@joshuaneall Who is this team?

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@RepLCD Thanks to our Oregon representative @RepLCD for standing on behalf of all Oregonians and declining to vote for Jordan!

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@latimes Go niners.

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@mrjoestaples Hey joe I need editor permission for this tweet.

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@Gnerphk @RpsAgainstTrump Already registered!

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@joshuaneall That was a heisman-worthy drive!