@TheRealFlups Late to the party, your post came up as a recommendation via email...
What the actual f? You're not a "daft bint", I have a few descriptives for Porsche man though...
I'm so glad I'm in a wonderful long term relationship, I don't think I could deal with 21st century dating x
@LouSanders You are adorably strange.
I’m certainly old enough to remember salad cream as a dressing but an ingredient? Really?
I must have missed that episode of Delia Smith…
@CliffW8 Why on earth should @JonathanPieNews have to moderate his language? His followers enjoy his act as a frothing at the mouth journalist barking at the ridiculousness of what he has to report. It is a fabulous satire on the media and modern times and many of us love it.
@mrmarksteel I’m sure that if you had typed your post in all capitals “BANANAS AND CUSTARD WILL BE BANNED BY BRUSSELS” whilst frothing at the mouth, then yes, maybe a touch Brexity.
Enjoying a simple dish, be it bananas and custard or beans on toast etc. rather than flans or foie gras is OK
@KerryAGodliman We had a blast when we saw you in Chatham… try if you can to rise above this troll comment always flung at comedians-without-a-penis.
I’m sure it must be pretty wearing but focus on the fact that so many of us come out to see you and have a great time! x
@katenash Ah, tune!
Alternatives to “bittaaaah”…
…eat so many lemons…
Because you smell like cif
Because you’re sour
Your complexion has changed to bright yellow and waxy
I bought enough to make a lemon drizzle cake and there’s only one left…
Good luck rhyming these!
@LucyABeaumont There are so many great choices people have mentioned however:
The Godfather
Annie Hall
A selection of the better Carry On films - if you’re a fan, you’ll know which ones they are!
The Three/Four Musketeers - Michael York, Oliver Reed, Richard Chamberlain and Frank Findlay 👌
@VictoriaCoren To find double entendres in such wholesome headlines is deplorable. You are my kind of people ❤️ S’cuse me whilst I wow visitors with my display… I can only hope it smells as good as it looks!
@ShappiKhorsandi My “white British” includes 1/16 Danish (check the “Rasmussen” surname) 1/16 Jewish (apparently, it was hard to get my grandparents to talk about illegitimacy) and 7/8 “who knows?”. We can all be a mixture, regardless of which box we tick on a form!