Mark

Likely a top 7% fan of Paddington in the mid to late 2020s

[Mark @markh31415]

No @Bojangles in the Chicagoland area is a crime😓

[Mark @markh31415]

Me when JFK, Krushchev, Reagan, and Gorbachev started doing BMX and shredding pipe

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Rejoined Twitter to say that I really thought for a minute that I was going to be receiving word to help with Secret Life of Walter Mitty 2 @benstiller

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@TheBBBParlay Good luck and good thing you didn’t bet against the Irish.

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@TheBBBParlay 🙁

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Spent most of my day formatting, changing fonts, and reading about EU packaging recycling requirements. What a DAY

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@BradenConroy Fuck

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Why did I just assume Italy was all warm in the winter? That was a dumb assumption

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Don’t bet against the Irish @TheBBBParlay

[BBB @TheBBBParlay]

Who’s ready for some College BBBasketball

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@TheBBBParlay Curt Cignetti punted in Notre Dame territory in the 4th quarter of a 3 score game. That’s all.

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Anyone else rock with Pook??

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How do you hate dive bars???? I don’t get it. And you’re conservative? Pick a lane bro.

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Mark did anyone wake up to any texts confessing their love for you?

No. But my boss did send me a video of a dude rattling off all NBA champions and say “this is you” so who is the real winner here???

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@generalsteez69 🔥🔥🔥⚡️

[BradPI☘️ @TheBradPI]

Going Robbie Gould mode at the bar tonight. Gonna be so forgettable to these women

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@Hyperjack13 Stolen valor @HoosierBeerGuy

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I think I may be the most eligible bachelor in my elementary school Class of 2013

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@BradOPI @beta_rank_fb Field position feels like a factor of the other side of the ball (i.e. defense doesn’t do a good enough job or offense doesn’t do a good enough job). Remove confounding variables

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I've always said if I lived in an age with less technology I would be a great heister. I thought this was not a day in age for heisting. Boy was I wrong.

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The bears won again btw. This will now be everyone’s issue.