The Last Beer Bender

❤️💛☠️ Detroit City FC Owner
❤️🤍NFFC🌳

[The Last Beer Bender @marki0_]

@TheJohnSenning
Mail arrival in Detroit!!

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@YourAnonNews @WhiteHouse

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@VancityReynolds I'm so glad you used a stunt double in the no slapshots scene of Just Friends. Perilous! ♥️

[The Last Beer Bender @marki0_]

CLOWNMEBOL amirite? 🤡⚽

[Nolan Bianchi @nolanbianchi]

Game over.

GK Carlos Saldaña sends Detroit City FC to the Open Cup Round of 16 for the first time ever by knocking off the defending champs Houston Dynamo.

Detroit City is now 2-1 all time against clubs from Major League Soccer.

[The Last Beer Bender @marki0_]

@MomSaysImUltra Hope you're doing well JD!

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Back in my day we called it Twitter.

[The Last Beer Bender @marki0_]

Hey @xgolfamerica I haven't been able to update my app photo since Valentine's Day. Send help.

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The Ballon d'Or is as legitimate as Qatars World Cup Bid.

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The Ballon d'Or is a pyramid scheme.

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City til I'm cold and getting rained upon. #dcfc

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@jimmyjohns Get James John on the phone, stat!

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Yo @83_United your car horn is fucking dumb

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Nice Center Circle @FCTulsa #WonkyEye

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Ball don't lie.

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Well that wasn't a penalty.

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@MomSaysImUltra Coquina Key SC!?

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@NISALeague @opencup No derby, no rivalry. Maybe go visit @MichiganStarsFC for your rivalry.

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@PuckACAB

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@MomSaysImUltra Also, house is open if you guys want to travel on the 29th.

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@MomSaysImUltra You guys beat NONA!