Mark Derbyshire

[Mark Derbyshire @markiavelli71]

@cristixnS15 Why would someone without the money to buy a loaf of bread be entering 'a fancy restaurant'?

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@Madison722008 She didn't have a stitch to wear?

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@Steve2521279221 Please explain

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@EricIdle I think it's the trousers

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@EssexPR Why are they far left?

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@AdamSalkie I think the issue is that you are already guilty, as in you've been found guilty? Do you really believe that you have evidence that hasn't already been taken into account? You may find a loophole and get away with it, but you will not be found innocent

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@piersmorgan @TheSun Yes?

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@Carl2Blue Northern Cockneys

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@SparkeeWildcat @iansumm03608301 You didn't just cheat against the big clubs, you cheated everybody.

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@iansumm03608301 City signed up to the rules. They then broke the rules and tried to hide it knowing that they had broken the rules. You are defending the indefensible. If this were my club I'd be angry with the owners for lying to me, not performing logical somersaults to excuse their behaviour

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@iansumm03608301 City fans, please stop portraying your cheating as a utilitarian act of rebellion on behalf of all other clubs. It wasn't, it was cheating. The fact that you may believe that the rules were unfair doesn't mean that breaking them goes unpunished. They were the rules you signed up

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@RogueUnfiltered Christ, you idiots are doubling down now?

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@dankthemanc They've already succeeded. You've been found guilty.

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@liamgallagher @mehulg10 More Milli Vanilli than Rock N Roll

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@rhysadams Don't hide money in sham contracts.....

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@Nigel_Farage 'Danny Tommo' is no way to describe an adult human being

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@michaelfal_1 Yes, next?

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@The1904Club Does he think Manchester City's owners should be loaded into a cannonball and fired into the heart of the Sun?

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@bazdjcooper Bring back The Cat

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@HamskyHbb Parklife