Mark Johnson

husband, father, geek, web developer and a genuinely nice guy

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.

It’s the same when you use tabs and not spaces.

[Mark Johnson @markjohnson_io]

Respect.

[David Levitt @dclevitt]

Elf is tied for greatest Christmas movie of all time with A Christmas Story. End. of. Story. Don't @ me 😜

[NH CodeCamp #gscc2023 @NHCodeCamp]

Thanks to @EmersonEcologic for contributing as our Diamond sponsor! https://t.co/uzUqg0eEUI

[Mark Johnson @markjohnson_io]

I had no idea!

[🐕🌌Based Balloony @Stupidfanficmo1]

The jealous girlfriend/unfaithful guy meme has an entire story on shutterstock (thread)

[Mark Johnson @markjohnson_io]

@OmniFob Home Assistant

[Mark Johnson @markjohnson_io]

😲

[David Fowler @davidfowl]

SignalR now supports returning IAsyncEnumerable<T> from hub methods. This makes it trivial to do implement streaming APIs. https://t.co/4PmXMQN7SX Core 3.0 preview5 will also support streaming parameters

[Chrome DevTools @ChromeDevTools]

Tip: Call console.trace() anywhere in your code to print out a stack trace of the calls leading up to that moment.

[Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹 @bascule]

20 years of progress:

1999: IRC, ICQ, AIM, YIM

Early 2000s: gaim (nee Pidgin, and other libpurple clients like Adium) provide unified UX across IM protocols

2019: We all run 15 chat apps again. Slack has nothing to do with J.R. Bob Dobbs, or Discord with Eris.

[Mark Johnson @markjohnson_io]

#disneyonice

[Mark Johnson @markjohnson_io]

Wow.

[Geoff Manaugh @geoffmanaugh]

Holy crap. Malware hidden in a strand of DNA hijacks the computer that analyzes that particular gene sequence. https://t.co/4BdKXzRsp8

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Programming is like a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE GAME except every path leads to you lying in bed at 2am thinking about a bug you couldn’t fix that day.

[Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert @FiloSottile]

This US Government is down to two nines.

[Brenan Keller @brenankeller]

A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

The 5 stages of sleep:

1. Awake
2. Light Sleep
3. Deep Sleep
4. REM sleep
5. Being 2 minutes deep into someone's monotonous standup update sleep

[Josh Loewen @joshtastic]

You guys, Nike's robots.txt says "just crawl it." #seo #webdev

[rodel @rodelsurat]

#IdentityServer will be directly integrated to #aspnetcore 2.x! First announced at #ndcsydney

[Mark Johnson @markjohnson_io]

@dclevitt That's the one!

[Mark Johnson @markjohnson_io]

Come with with me! https://t.co/xNtzuF8hmo

[Mark Johnson @markjohnson_io]

A super useful gift from @qconnewyork! Though with an opening keynote on "Developers as a Delivery Vehicle for Malware" I'm left wondering if this is a test... 🤔