Mark Vande Kerkhoff

Husband, father of three (1 recovering from autism), healthcare executive, alumni of BGSU and Ohio Zeta chapter of ΦΚΨ. Live Ever, Die Never...

[Mark Vande Kerkhoff @markjvande]

@hicasamadim 3

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@WorkElizab Thor

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@oelma__ My wife has several of those SLR-15’s…

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@FedEx @FedExHelp WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOUR DRIVERS TO SLOW DOWN IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD??!! YES, I’M YELLING! HOW MANY YEARS DO WE HAVE TO COMPLAIN??!! @ 5:10pm Eastern your driver sped past our house at least 3X the posted speed!!!

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@gtphipsi attending GT Graduation today - any Brothers graduating? @atlantaphipsis

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@WhirlpoolCorp we just took delivery of a brand new washer today, hooked it up and nothing. Customer service off until Monday and 48hr window with @Lowes for return. Back it goes and switching to @LGUS

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@amazon is essentially raising their membership cost another 26% via a new $2.99/mo surcharge if you don’t want to see commercials while using @PrimeVideo. Or a total of $174.88/year. Most likely done with @amazon. Begins 1/29/2024 in the middle of what I already paid for!

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@pepboysauto last set of tires from you on my 4 vehicles. Lots of choices for tire replacement.

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@pepboysauto where’s the mouse print on your road hazard coverage? 5/32 left on tire, but road hazard expires after 5 years? #deceptivesales

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@NileGardiner Putting the DIP in DIPlomat for almost five decades!

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@GreyStonePower Your text alert feature let us know you are aware of the outage in our area at 4:30pm today. Is estimated time to restore really tomorrow evening at 7:29pm as the text informed??!!

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@UncleHullka @FedExHelp To date you are absolutely correct. Feedback seems to go into file 13 at the speed of their trucks.

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Well, the @FedEx 500 consistently runs through our neighborhood several times per week at more than 2x the posted speed limit. @FedExHelp was not provided a caution flag. I’m wondering if it will take an accident for things to change?

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@GuntherEagleman She qualifies Quayle for Mensa!

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@RIDGIDPower no response from you in 12 days. Easy to assume you don’t mind losing longtime customers. My next purchase will be @MilwaukeeTool or @MakitaTools. Time to try something different and hopefully better made.

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@RIDGIDPower I’ve used your R86240B once for 5mins after new purchase from @HomeDepot Second time out of box on switch breaks. May be my last Ridgid tool ever. Been a faithful customer, but hassle to make right is too much.

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@elonmusk 2/2 ‘it just predicts what word should be next based on everything it's read. It literally has no common sense. This can lead to errors, something that CNET itself has experienced in using a generative AI model.’

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@elonmusk Seems like this CNET quote is apropos: ‘Plenty of users of ChatGPT have noticed frequent factual errors and inconsistencies in the responses the system gives. This is because it's trained on a wealth of data that hasn't been fact-checked and it doesn't fact-check itself,’

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@FoxNews Montblanc, of course.

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@stangplt51 @PapiTrumpo Worst edited photo ever. Plus the girl is his daughter, he wasn’t kissing her and Epstein was not there. https://t.co/QBTHydU6tA Not taking sides - just hate fake!