Mark “Cast Iron Cock” Kastellic

Lover and a fighter - Power forward/power vacuum - Bruins Right Wing #47

[Mark “Cast Iron Cock” Kastellic @markkastyy47]

L : Light the Lamp

G : geno

B : bar down

T : tickle twine

Q : quintillion (number of goals I scored in the three letter league)

+ : Strictly. You ever see me out there for a goal against ? Thought so

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Transitioning to Murakami mode as the weekend approaches

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Kasty got his “cast iron” cleansed this weekend #gino

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Bruins

- Kasty

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#NewProfilePic

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Roman “I just wanna go to the bar my hand hurts” Anthony

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Gay son or instagram finsta account with 50% male following daughter

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@CptJck_Sparrow I’m almost certain this is outside Logan International… don’t believe everything you see folks!

[Gabriel “Bushy” Underground @BushmanGabes]

Is it gayer to have sex with a man or to partake in the Yankees roll call? #latenightthoughts

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9-5 jobs should really look to incorporate getting fucking obliterated on the job. That’s when #mikey does his best (and also worst) work

#highriskhighreward

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@MSanker13062 Matty,

She was brought in via bird cage to keep her contained. She was one of the rabid ones… therefore“placed” in the seat next to Mikey.

Hope this helps

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Indian was placed next to me in business class seat on my flight home from the Deep South…

Considering swimming home to New England. Has anyone ever attempted? Serious inquiries only

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I have stage 4 terminal alcoholism

[Sam Smith ☀️⚡️⭐️ @LiberTexanus175]

If you’re going to wear a suit. Wear fucking dress shoes.

I’m so sick of this fag-fad of wearing sneakers with suits.

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@umberger_rj RJ, I’ll take the thot for 1,000

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You can’t drink 4-6 airport bar beers before Labor Day weekend the communists all yelled in total harmony

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You, yes you, know at least 2-3 girls that went to college for a year and then immediately transferred to another college for no particular reason at all (you know the reason).

These are what Mikey likes to call…

Nomadic whores

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could drink 27 coors banquets on a Thursday ? #porn

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Oh you’re upset and want to talk over coffee? Nope.

We can chat over 8 Miller Lites and see where that takes us. You wanna play, we play on my turf… #baseball

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Syllabus week… still shaking off the dust. Is this game? #6thyear

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Trying out the curveball grip for darting box… will report back with updates #poundthestrikezone