RJ Umberger

05’ - 06’ Philly Phantoms Alternate Captain

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

@MikeCamalleri1 Been awhile, Mike. Hope all is well.

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

Hungover morning flight or thot daughter

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

@DonThomasKelly Don, be well.

- Richard Jr.

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

@CoenBarr Coen - relax. He’s having more fun than you. - R J

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

Mom I already told you, I’ll get a job when this Covid shit dies down

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

@MikeCamalleri1 Hey Mike. The rumor was COULD BE, not confirmed. Don’t spread false rumors without confirmation.

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

“How tf did Rory miss that putt? I would have definitely made that”

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

@MikeCamalleri1 Mike… shut up and grab another high noon.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Congrats to mcdavid on 100 assists. The numbers he’s putting together thus far in his career is mind boggling

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

Is it possible to be a “sneaky” alcoholic ? Or is it more of just you’re an alcoholic. Lmk

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This is a terribly hungover Captain Lewis Nixon of Easy Company, the morning after celebrating V-E Day (Victory in Europe Day) in 1945.

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

@CGJXXIII you fucking like that shit ?

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

Let me tell you something you already know. The piss ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

This just in:
High noon has been charged with manslaughter after RJ Umberger has been found unconscious with 7 toasted Cheez It’s in his pants this Sunday morning.

Holy fuck!

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

Sundays are just a tad less shitty when the NFL is back

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

Woke up this morning humping my pillow with my arm around a carton of Xtra cheddar gold fish #goals

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

Do people actually talk to chicks sober?

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

Ah… the famous 2 day hangover. Excited to experience you once again, my friend.

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

@kunitzallstar keep being a sick fuck on the internet, you earned it

[RJ Umberger @umberger_rj]

I would rather have a raging headache while dry heaving than have a case of the scaries