Mark Kevin Garrison

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

Yeah… he’s totally innocent. Nothing to see here! His people failed him!

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

Lindsey is an absolute nut job! Every time she starts her rants about ANYTHING, all I hear is “why don’t you make me sandwich”! How does she influence ANYONE on ANYTHING? How many guys has she been through? She’s good looking yet no one wants to hang! #InTheCity #SummerHouse

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

Doesn’t ANYONE find it funny that ABSOLUTELY NO RELATIONSHIP last in the #SummerHouse program? They all give advice, NONE OF THEM are in healthy relationships. All the stupid comments. Flaming social media. It’s ALL a scam! Tune in dumb asses!

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

@StatenIslFairy You’re just now figuring it out? Lol!!! Absolutely no one in the history of #SummerHouse has had a great relationship! Why don’t you make me a sandwich?!

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

I believe #Belowdeck and #BelowDeckDownUnder has a mandate of being gay. Lord forbid a straight cruise. @BravoTV doesn’t care about the crew being straight. But apparently all the guest have to be gay. Speedos and dildos all the way!!!

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

Anytime Daisy says ANY WORD that starts with a “t” I cringe! I couldn’t imagine having a relationship with her. That voice!!! Ugh! #Belowdeckdownunder #Belowdeck

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

@ML3democrats Says the guy that was murdered by his own son! Brilliant!

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

@RitaPanahi Dumb and dumber!

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

@harryjsisson @nannasbananas He fled to Canada during the Vietnam war. Then comes back with “Born in the USA”! What a douche!

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

It’s hilarious watching all these relationship midgets give advice on… you guessed it! Relationships! #SummerHouse absolutely no one is in a great relationship or for the most part, ever had one that we’ve seen. Lindsey saying she “never had closure”!? Hilarious. You had a kid!

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

When someone tells you who they are, believe them. Jenna is toxic. Eddy, grow a pair! #BelowDeck #BelowDeckDownUnder

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

Ciara is NOT the person ANYONE should take advice from when it comes to relationships!!!!! How many men? How many successful relationships? Exactly! #SummerHouse @BravoTV @Andy

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

@MamaJune_WEtv I think Pumpkin has lost her mind. Josh has had to move because of June’s drug dealers, go to court, suffer for years & Pumpkin likes her new beau because of Sunday dinners with June?! Hilarious! #MamaJune @Pumpkin @WEtv

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

@Damaan4u33

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

What’s going on with #BelowDeckDownUnder ? Is this a real housewives episode? It’s hard to watch. It’s to over the top.

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

@CaptSandyYawn is all about safety, yet when questioned, it’s put the tender out and plant a wave because they don’t need safety, they need a reminder who’s in charge. #belowdeckmed

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

@JesseBWatters 81% on welfare? Absolutely!!! We got a problem!

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

@timony001 Or what?

[Mark Kevin Garrison @markkgarrison]

For those that have seen all #BelowDeck shows, what’s more important than having a chef that CONSTANTLY pleases the guests regardless of serving “family style”?! We’ve seen horrible chefs! Moreover, the guests are always different. It’s stupid! #belowdeckmed