Mark Kilkeary

NoVA native. Caps/Nats/Skins/Wiz fan. JMU Grad. Mortgage Consultant.

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

You know you’re thirsty.

#kilkearyloans #guaranteedrate #mortgage #water #waterbottlelabels #thirsty #valoans #conventionalloans #fhaloans #rate #sothirsty #thirsty @ Guaranteed Rate - Old Town, Alexandria https://t.co/aLjnDT3E5j

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

Confirming loan limits will be increasing for 2020! In most of the U.S., the 2020 maximum conforming loan limit for one-unit properties will be $510,400, an increase from $484,350 in 2019. The new ceiling loan… https://t.co/4YSAGWCoaN

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

@mjkilkeary just a fun reminder

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[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

WIFE: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

ME: {drinking toast} Why?

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

Got up in the middle of the night to go. I didn’t check if the seat was down and it wasn’t. Landed fine on the bowl and felt ashamed. Very comfortable. Need to lose a few.

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

Incredible https://t.co/fXnOvtZiNu

[Post Sports @PostSports]

Harper's last 30 seconds. Just wow.

#HRDerby #HomeRunDerby #AllStarGame #OnePursuit

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

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[RMNB @rmnb]

The trailer for the Caps championship DVD is here https://t.co/t0HoO4gqYr

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

@Tkc14Kristen It’s all about whatever the parent is embarrassed about, which is why I won’t let my kids say anything about Whole30.

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

The fact that phone lines aren’t automatically muted on work training/conference calls makes me want hostile aliens to invade.

[Nicklas Backstrom @backstrom19]

Hey DC. We are coming in hot!
#ifthereisonecitythatdiservesthis?

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

@grantpaulsen @CowboyCafeVa in Arlington.

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

Finally...someone gets what I’m going for here. https://t.co/j4hiI2jAlH

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

Sometimes I wake up, hear my kids playing down stairs, see the day light coming thru the curtains and say “Thank you, God...

...but, no thank you.” And I roll over and go back to sleep. #BlessedAndGrateful #bestdadever #1dad

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

@BillRohland @ieturfguy Who cares what’s on tv? As a fan, if I know something is taking place (in the locker room or not), that can change how I feel about everything going on. It’s not uncommon or unusual.

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

@RyanM152 That’s a solid chart

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

My wife just farted and it sounded like she was asking me a question because it went up in pitch at the end. #questionfart #luckyhusband

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

Ugh. Why does one day always have to follow another? Can't we just get a short break and have no days every once in a while? #lifebreak #ihavekids

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

Most dangerous time in someone's life is leaving the drive thru, eating fries forged in the sun, trying to get a drink, and driving. @funnydanny @Wendys

[Mark Kilkeary @markkilkeary]

My wife likes to get up to go workout at 5am and always kisses me goodbye. She woke me up last time so I asked her to just wave goodbye from now on. #husbandandwife #1husband