🚨 ALERT: TRUMP IS ALIVE 🚨
The President took Labor Day Weekend off and Democrats SWORE to us that he was DEAD 🤣
Reporters were getting TEXTS asking “Is Trump DEAD?!”… meanwhile he was out doing INTERVIEWS, GOLFING, and FIRING “STUPID” people!
Democrats have no other ideas, so they’re LITERALLY waiting around for Trump to DIE ☠️
We just wished Biden was ALIVE 🤣