Mark McAllister

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks - Gandhi

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

@PeteHemming @MailSport @charliesale @Matt_Lawton_DM will genuinely stop supporting England

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

@DAWALKER87 @EarthBeauties @TheWorldStories yer man. It's shit!

[Coral @Coral]

You spent hours practising his turn as a kid. RIP Johan Cruyff.

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

@MichaelMcA22 just transfer money to my bank if you want

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

Give it giggsy till end of season!

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

@MichaelMcA22 IN LONDON?!

[Chris Hands @handsy4]

Liverpool FC have the best manager in the world.

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

Ain't scared to wear 3-4 lengths

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

£4 a night?

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

Ridiculous https://t.co/gKZEOYW7UG

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

@macca_160 suck a dick shag

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

Be dangerous if you saw him out...

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

Barneys new haircut ready for Thailand

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

Great game of football that

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

great assist from assist king de bruyne

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

Ok

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

This is why I bought it. Couldn't give a stuff about how much nitrogen it's producing.

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

You don't know him

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

Surely it can't be called "super" Sunday when Sunderland, Leicester and villa are all involved

[Mark McAllister @markmac07]

That is ridiculous! https://t.co/q5OPnrQGPz

[Coral @Coral]

La Liga goals for Real Madrid:

RAUL: 228 goals, 550 games.

RONALDO: 228 goals, 203 games.

Tank.