Marky Mark

Irish Scientist, humanist, amateur comedian. Views my own, sure whose else would they be?

[Marky Mark @markmccormack86]

Saw an anti-vaxer claim you can treat #coronavirus with a coffee enema. You can stick your enema up your arse!

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@StephDickenson As Im mildly visually impaired (wear glasses) I feel I must use a guide key in situations like this.

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@Rubberbandits @roryisconfused Was in an 8 person stand-up show to 1 person in audience. He went to toilet halfway and I just had to pause midset.

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@TVsCarlKinsella Also get a Dutch phone number asap (even Lyca), most services like banking etc require it. Without a Dutch debit card you can't pay for things in most places. Hardly anywhere accepts cash or credit card

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@TVsCarlKinsella Pararius is a great housing website, also Funda. Try reach out to UoA student body too as there may be reserved student specific accommodation. Amsterdam is an amazing place, only left recently after 5 years- you will love it.

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@eoinyk And yet they say they English are the ones with a stiff upper lip

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@simongerman600 I opened a door with my opposable thumbs, can a falcon do that?

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@SueKirk A key usually works wonders

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@samtranum I have to turn right exiting even if I want to turn left, just to shout thanks into the closing doors. Chaos

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The halftime show at #Eurovision should be an NFL football game.

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@phlaimeaux Found both home and away in JD Sports Dundrum today.

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@Feljin_J Donated, best of luck!

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@Feljin_J Although it does highlight that the footpath is far too narrow for the amount of foot traffic and a widening would be welcome.

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@Rubberbandits Buy one and send to your local FFG TD

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@SelmerMedia Something I've noticed is before the Oscars I struggled to find it showing in San Francisco but since then it's top billing in nearly every.single.cinema. #bród

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@localboy3000 Yeah but on which side?

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@DublinAirport @newschambers @GardaTraffic I got discommoded in the bathroom in the departure lounge. A cleanup is required.

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@greenparty_ie Make public transport free! (Like the Luas)

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@FernBrady It's a sign

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@nickcoupe_ @HatTrickProd I am going to shamelessly plug my short comedy/horror film https://t.co/CIg6hd7Kxm

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@stephen_coyne Always plant trees! Especially given climate projections there's no better relief than the shade of a tree