Kelly Clarkson’s New Stylist

Other Other Boleyn Girl. MasterChef S9 Top 43. Occasionally witty. Reliably random. Pretending to listen, but probably thinking about my next meal. He/Him/Queen

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“COVID-19 symptoms include lack of taste”

The CDC telling me I’ve had the virus since I started dating men back in 2006, huh?

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@SmaahtGurlGrunt @KhanSaba1278 If you’ve ever been to a restaurant in the morning, afternoon, or late night, then you don’t ACTUALLY believe these jobs are for teens and college kids. Because that’s when teens and college kids are in school and studying/sleeping you moron. Be for real

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@thierryAgain Girls just wanna have fun

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@p0shpenguin I would’ve gone to the locker room

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@MediumSizeMeech She couldn’t afford tickets?

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@TwinkTheory One that wagon be is dragging behind him

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@keith_zip Girl just underhand at that point

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@Nigee_Uno She needs a stronger cease and desist

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@SrDiegoLima Not everyTHING is for everyBODY

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@Not2dayfedboy @TheSience @Irish_fan_81 @theliamnissan The wonderful thing about cities is that most of them are along waterways so… they’ll be fine.

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@hamiltonistas Oh that episode was peak!

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@AvidVolley I’m gutted. I was excited to see her in a USA jersey

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@BrianMcLight We’re gonna get at least 1 rent parody song in Mamdani the Musical!

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@goatedwtaatp 11 points is so unserious

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@bjeansonne @rushicrypto So would every other billionaire the gov refuses fo tax, actually

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@ayinde_omot2504 @AaminaIslam He’d be a Fox News correspondent by now

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@MediumSizeMeech Him turning out Samantha’s man will always be an awakening for me

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@jackunheard None of of those things happening to him forced him into the race and to say he’d leave LA if he lost when it was so evident he was going to lose.

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@mar5hallhoops I disagree with first degree. Should have been manslaughter. It’s simply hard to watch 2 sets of justice systems play out in short order. When the roles are reversed and its us getting killed, all they gotta prove is they were ever so slightly spooked

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@poquittop @_Neekhil_ You’re father had a boyfriend in the 80s and probably still goes fishing with him a couple times a year

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@Spllomi She looks like when Tina Turner was crossing the street in Dallas at the end of What’s Love Got to Do With It