Mitch Allen

30. All of my followers are bots.

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@GoodLuLuHart @espirituencasa @annoyedostrich @Polymarket Luck had nothing to do with it, Schizophrenia is hereditary. It was his degenerate genes that ruined his son.

Pot doesn't cause schizophrenia, it triggers early onset if you have latent schizophrenia.

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@DougBPenhall @_mim1kyu @ItsMeCosta_ @JadeK526 And they'll never even notice, which is infinitely better than a lifetime of pain for a woman forced to endure it.

Even if I did believe it was murder, which I don't, that's still a better outcome.

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@HolyoakeJ14576 @waslottie @helenstaniland I have no idea where you get this delusional idea that other people existing in a public space requires your consent. I consider it an affront to decency every time one of you people taints the outside world with your presence, but I also recognize that I have no say in that.

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@hriengaalkn @SunnivaGunn @Glinner Even if I were to grant that trans people are wrong and a problem to be solved(I don't), imagine being so obsessed with them that you torpedo your entire life and family. That level of obsession, over frankly anything, is serious mental illness. Genuinely pathological behavior.

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@neutralparty04 @Angry_Staffer If there's one constant throughout Trump's political career, it's that if he promises that someone else is paying, YOU'RE paying.

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@MaryVallejoB @bichosbbbichos @element261 @LexiconLass That's exactly what you do. I've experienced it many times, and the solution is to just jack off. Problem solved. Ezpz.

And EVERY ONE of these men know that. It's pure manipulation. It's not about the blue balls, it's thinking that they can weaponize it to get into your pants.

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@Bfish94 @LexiconLass Hi, man here!

Rub one out, you fucking baby.

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@nbaDevii @ThatUsagiOMG They're virtually all bots.

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@BradRob24693498 @AchieveBalance @theliamnissan The answer to just about all of the above is "lots of places". The south doesn't have a particular advantage over the other regions in any of those.

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@Not2dayfedboy @Irish_fan_81 @theliamnissan Drop some napalm/agent orange on the fields and neither do the rural folks.

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@Not_A_Doctor_1 @EdgeOTI Nobody needs your consent to exist in a public place. So once again, you're comparing apples and oranges.

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@IHearTheShofar @spurman44 @cwebbonline It's always funny when a right wing dipshit resorts to rolling on the floor ranting about trans people when they don't have a response to the actual topic.

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@KOGaaNahTOR @sundis1992 @WeLuvJackGang44 @jackbabbetter @petersbarque @Goatsilla Yes, that's exactly how biology works. That exact anal-retentive objectivity is what separates hard sciences like biology from soft ones like sociology.

The scope of biology is "how to objectively ID fruit from non-fruit", not "are tomatoes tasty and do they belong in a salad?"

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@n_profitprophet @freaky_mizi @Goatsilla -DJ MuffinButton, 2026, colorized, (c) Trey Parker.

I can hear your blood pressure from all the way over here.

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@n_profitprophet @Goatsilla I could give you a year to do so, and it'd still be an uphill battle for you to find a single legitimate anthropologist who would back your statement.

It's just wrong. It's "all societies believe in monotheism and always have" level wrong.

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@LibsEatBoogers @tylerblack32 I don't even need to look the guy up. At this point, if somebody's namedropping a specific doctor, it's a safe assumption that two things are true:

1. The poster is a bot.

2. The doctor in question is a con artist.

99.999% of the time.

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@JustinCPower @tylerblack32 "Chronic Lyme" is frankly worse because most people who believe they have it DO have something wrong with them, but they end up being duped by LLDs who prescribe them megadoses of doxy that do nothing but make them sicker while the real problem goes untreated. Predatory industry.

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@capitulatin @Senteney @RenDelSte @CurtisHouck TBH, I find it hard to disagree. He was guilty as hell, but the LAPD needed a good public humiliation.

He'd have gotten life in prison, had the LAPD not tried to frame a guilty man. They fucked around and, in a rare turn of events, found out.

Fuck OJ, fuck the LAPD harder.

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@JBen_80 @WillsMafia85 I don't think any of my mistakes, or the mistakes of anyone I know, have involved assault with a deadly weapon. What kind of friends do you have where you think that's normal!?

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@matthewleineng1 @ofcrdeonjoseph @jmac2569 Man, I know the education system in Hicksville is trash, but you could at least *try* to read.