Mark Uhlemann

Voice-over artist, classically trained singer, and learning & development facilitator with years of experience on the world's stages and in the recording booth.

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@JSilv_VO @ginascarpa @RobbMoreiraVO @DannyKramerVO @DanGreenVoices @DarrenTDunstan @MeganHolliVO @JustChrisSabat @SoCassandra @CarinGilfry @Monetatwork @RachelSlotky And I’ll always be able to say I knew you way back when you were still afraid of the Yeti in your closet. 😂

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@NeginFarsad @petersagal 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 You did a great job filling in!

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@AP Ok, but has anyone called Dan Quayle to get his take on this?

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@SecoyaJae @chrisrock Well, that even though it is HIGHLY effective (up to 93% for Moderna!) it’s not perfect. So, some people are, unfortunately, going to be in the group for whom the vaccine is not effective. Sorry your mom was in that group, but glad she survived. Is that a sufficient explanation?

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@TheTedAllen For those who aren’t aware: This is NOT an ambidextrous tool, but there are lefty versions out there.

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The way the @Apple Watch decides how much of an outdoor walk counts as exercise is both #ableist and #ageist. This is not a value judgement the watch needs to be making. Maybe @applesupport can correct this?

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@WineEnthusiast If it is not a seated tasting and you are not the only patron, once you get a pour, move aside to taste it. You can still chat about the wine while they pour for others.

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@gabbariele Wow, thanks for sharing this "community giveback" and "contribution" that is not at all "spam" or "poorly targeted marketing" with me!

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@NYFarmer Why would you promote baseless speculation, especially when it is verifiably untrue?

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The #pinktax starts early, doesn’t it? Do better, @amazon. #pricediscrimination #genderpricing #genderedtoys #amazon

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@OptimumHelp So these mailers are NOT recyclable, is that what I am to understand? I’ll tell you what - if you stop sending them (to anyone ever) I will switch from @verizonfios (which is great) to @optimum. Deal?

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@optimum Are these recyclable? Paper or plastic? Either way, please stop sending them.

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@OptimumHelp No, but are they recyclable?

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Absolutely brilliant!

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

.@knixwear founder and CEO @jogriffiths set an immovable ground rule while sourcing funding: She was visibly pregnant with twins, and any investor who raised that as a concern would be immediately disqualified from bidding🤰

https://t.co/LHeph8DY8n

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@iSmashFizzle Shortly after it came out and knowing nothing about it, I took a first date to see Life Is Beautiful.

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@ATTHelp Ok, talked to support and it’s still not fixed. Can we do this out in the open? What, exactly, do I have to do to turn off the “@ txt . att . net” and “@ mms . att . net” addresses? Like, specifically, what words do I have to say?

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@ATT Can you clarify the best way to stop the spam text messages coming from email addresses? I see references to “Article *446389” but do your reps know what that is and how to do it?

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@ATTHelp Ok, ^AngieC, let's do this!

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@Jeopardy @DrOz I guess Simone Gold was unavailable...