Marko

[. @losttomanyyy]

Mfs drive a 06 bmw and say they got a foreign it’s been 20 years that’s a citizen

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..

[𝔰𝖙𝖊𝖎𝖓 @frenqanstein]

British niggas don't shazam they be like what is that chune mate

[kai @watanabe_kai_]

job market so bad I'm actually pursuing my dreams

[𝙀𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

You can’t even get 83 with Bam on 2K with the sliders on 100

[kordell @lledrok]

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

My boss is totally unhinged. He just
divided a stack of resumes into two,
threw one pile away and said

“we can't work with unlucky people”

[René @schizohustler]

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

[sora @soraxleblanc]

yall rocking quarter zips but yo girl giving the crew neck

[♰ @reeceollld]

i be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc i cant hear

[issues @dadyssues]

At 25 I pictured myself married with 2 kids....bro what was I smokin in the 2nd grade

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

do kids even get chased by dogs anymore? this generation don’t go through shit

[74 @sleazyjpg]

Wife only wtf is a babymomma

[JC @jordancortez_]

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work

[john 🥛 @johntrified]

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

ㅤ

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Yesterday I paid $40 for 3 tacos and a strawberry lemonade. This can’t be the world I’m supposed to build a family in

[🛸 @tufthug]

just stay single y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap