Mark Paul

Husband to Tam, Father to Seth and Nate. Lover of all things Apple and good coffee. I’m here for a conversation, not an argument.

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

@Primary_Immune Praying for 🇮🇱 AND 🇵🇸 from 🇿🇦. God is on the side of justice and peace

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@WomenBeingAwful Feminism

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@RealMelcolmX To be fair - there were probably hundreds of people along the way that could have told her she sucks. And they didn’t. This is on them.

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

In our house we had a clear favourite and shouted for … someone… consistently. Now @BoknRoll has joined the team and we have a new champion. This guy. Yoh.

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

@Lebona_cabonena Pretoria

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@kdollsweety One word: Feminists.

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@gagirlpolitics Outside of the USA

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@NickAdamsinUSA I can’t believe the amount of people that actually believe that this happened. 🙈

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

@wiseconnector Probably make coffee.
Then go to work and figure out next steps.

Oh. And change the world.

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

@RMellagui So, genuine question. You posted what you did for a reason. What were you hoping to achieve?
Second question. Is there a way you could educate people rather than attack? I think that may be more helpful but I obviously can’t be sure.

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

@interrec we have two vehicles with Wesbank. Is it worth sending you a statement? Or?

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

So, I’ve always thought it’s just me. Then on Saturday I was with friends who also complained and I realized… it’s true. The @MultiChoice @DStv app really IS the worst app ever!

[The Finance Ghost @FinanceGhost]

We will never see a product worse than the @DStv Stream TV app.

Never.

[The Finance Ghost @FinanceGhost]

We will never see a product worse than the @DStv Stream TV app.

Never.

[Mor Edge Insight @MorEdge_Insight]

Kamala Harris (KH) in a private meeting with Vladimir Putin (VP):

VP: Ms Harris, if we are going to seriously talk about peace and any relations between mother Russia and America, we must talk about NATO.

KH: Well Vlad, thank you for bringing this up. Let’s just start with this… NATO is an alliance. It is an alliance between many countries. These countries signed a treaty. The treaty is with countries in both sides of the Atlantic. The Atlantic is a large ocean that has part of it in the South and part in the North. The treaty by many countries on both sides of the Atlantic is only on the North side. Does this make sense?

VP: Ms Harris, this is a serious matter and it needs us to both be serious. NATO has been moving closer to our border for decades and this must stop.

KH: Well, Vlad, a border is just what lies outside the inside. It surrounds the inside because it is outside. Like space is a border that surrounds the Earth which is inside the space that borders it. And space is so exciting. We look up in the sky, and it’s just there, all around us, like a border.

VP: What the hell are you talking about Ms Harris? I will keep it simple for you. Get your missiles and weapons away from the border of my country, or there will be war.

KH: Why must everything be so aggressive with you? I am a woman, and this is no way to speak to a woman. I have you know that mother used to say “do you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” (Cackle cackle cackle)… So I ask you Vlad, what coconut tree did you fall from?

KH: Cackle cackle, cackle cackle… cackle cackle cackle…

A muted awkward silence with VP rolling his eyes, then staring at his bodyguard.

VP: Ms Harris, are you drunk? No seriously, are you completely drunk, or just slow? Would you like some water?

KH: Water… yes. Water. Like a gentle flow of a brook in a meadow overlooked by mountains. The water flows.

VP: Enough of this stupidity!!!
I will have my secretary send you my demands through encrypted files to your DHS.

KH: You can do that? But how? If you have data on your computer, and you send it… off your computer… then it goes up to that great big cloud. There isn’t even a physical device. It’s just… there, all around us. Like space. Space is so exciting. So many possibilities. We look up in the sky, and it’s just there, all around us, like a cloud… like a border. Y’all know what I mean?

VP looks at his bodyguard in frustration…

Дерьмо. Запустить ядерное оружие

Do svidaniya Ms Harris.

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

@This_Kate This aged well

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

@GinaBarfie64073 @VividProwess Afraid you can’t praise Jesus at the wall.

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

@Bubblebathgirl Many, many broken, hurting people who don’t know how to process their hurt and brokenness

[Richard Wilkinson @wilkinsoncape]

If one or more of the wrongly accused girls would like to sue Nomusa Cembi of SADTU for defamation, I will gladly contribute towards the costs of litigation.

#schoolcapture

[Ian Cameron @IanCameron23]

I have been receiving numerous complaints about members of the public being turned away at police stations when wanting to report accidents as they are told they need to report to the area where the accident actually happened.

PLEASE NOTE: Any motor vehicle accident can be reported at any @SAPoliceService station.

Members of the public should not be turned away or instructed to report the accident only at the station where the incident occurred.

The practice of showing people away has caused significant inconvenience and confusion. You can insist on opening and filing the relevant report at ANY police station.

[Mark Paul @markpodendaal]

@CherylWroteIt Yeshua’s heart is for His people and as He has promised, He will redeem His bride.