Mark Ross

Canadian, singer, player of the piano, MMA enthusiast, Knicks fan for life, Winnipeg Jets fan, laugher of jokes.

[Mike Wise @MikeWiseguy]

It's not just that Trump won. It's that Joe Rogan, Dana White and Brett Favre won. Jailed insurrectionists won. The Alitos and the Thomases won. Vladimir Putin won. Racism won. Misogyny won. Sexism won. Global warming won. Xenophobia won. Most of all: Fear Won. That's what hurts.

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@mikaylademaiter There is no upgrading after you. It’s either 💍 or downgrading for rest of dating life.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

@WatcherGuru Top or bottom?

[Steven Thomas🌵 @tom__builder]

IF YOU VOTE LEGALLY, HE’S GOING TO JAIL

#BlueWave2024

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@elonmusk I’m surprised empathy is in your weird robotic vocabulary . Fight Zuckerberg coward beta nerd. Stop buying your friends.

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@elonmusk As they should.

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@elonmusk Fight Zuckerberg you beta coward. Just keep buying your friends like you have done your entire life. Your own children hate you. 🖕🖕🖕

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Poor MAGA, crying all over our posts. Your hate fuels us. We're happy you're angry. Your entire world is about to fall apart. We will dance on the ashes of your shitty cult, then we'll sweep them up and flush them down the toilet. Enjoy the sewer! 😘

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Trump will lose - 🙏
When he’s sentenced to jail time / everyone should celebrate in the streets

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@herotimeszero Buttermilk Belly Roll

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@TonyHinchcliffe Easy with the word “comedian”. You’re like Papa Gringo level of comedian. That’s why no one mentioned you by name.
Not everybody knows that you’re Rogan and Dana White’s fuck puppet. Just another angry beta lashing out from the trauma of childhood.

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@BiologicalWoma2 😂😂😂 hilarious

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@Speech__ I was cleaning my moms place and just found my Arrested Development CD from 1992. Thought I lost that 30 years ago when I moved.
It’s safe now where it belongs. In the cd player of my car.
Still sounds as good as the day it came out. Happy Bday Speech 🙏

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

got the W.

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@StephLexiphile This photo makes me proud to be Canadian 🇨🇦

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@StephLexiphile @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @DonaldJTrumpJr 😂😂😂

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@Trump_Detester I thought Randy Quaid was the crazy one. Guess not. 🤦‍♂️

[Mark Ross @markrossmusic]

@KamalaHarris I would be more concerned about @elonmusk and @JDVance . Those are two beta snakes hiding in the grass. They don’t care about Donald Trump.
They want to rule the world.
If Trump wins, he won’t be around for long. Elon and JD and the rest of project 2025 have plans set in place.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

There have been some AI images circulating online in the aftermath of Hurricane Helene. This one is 100% real and not AI.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

we could get used to this 🤩

@KarlTowns first (preseason) bucket as a Knick‼️