DadBod Claude Dam

Girl dad & ACD @ Barkley

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@Dna050203 @SoleRetriever I have a feeling everyone is seeing this 😭 I see the same thing 😂

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@SoleRetriever Does this mean I got EA?!?

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@C00L0UT @SoleRetriever Cool flex bro

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@snipernick32 10 min draw 🤡 😂

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@SoleRetriever I thought it was at 10?

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@SnkrsStock another round of dubs going out.

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@SoleRetriever No show showed up wtf lol

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@jm7i4 @SnkrsStock Cool flex bro

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@SnkrsStock stuck in joined: Late W just delivered 🔥🔥

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Bag-daddy #debatenight

[⚡Mr. Brightside☮️ @Will3K85]

Bernie like... leave my name out yo mouth #debatenight

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Law & Order #plug #debatenight

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Everything about dancing with the stars is awkward. Including the fact that my wife is making me watch it. #DancingWiththeStars

[DadBod Claude Dam @marksandypants]

If my fantasy football team was a person, I'd be its friend until it trusted me, then bang its sister because I hate it. #FantasyFootball

[DadBod Claude Dam @marksandypants]

Never watch the movie beasts of the southern wild, without knowing about the movie beasts of the southern wild. #WTF

[DadBod Claude Dam @marksandypants]

You didn't know you needed this until now. Like, right now. https://t.co/7vH41qUTIj … #Rio2016 #SynchronisedSwimming #RyanLocthe #POOLsquad

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Friday #1: Synchronized Swimming with DMX https://t.co/1novk7LjR5 #fifteenfridays

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Me: Ma, can I borrow 5 bucks? Mom: What happened to the 5 bucks I have you in '05?

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Who invented turkey bacon? #blamechance

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I ran out of salt #blamechance