Jake Reilly

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Poor guy thinks Egypt won 2-0

[Pubity @pubity]

A novice pilot in Argentina was forced to land a plane on her own after her instructor suddenly jumped out with no parachute, telling her "you know what to do".

She landed safely, but the instructor didn't survive.

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"Ahh fuck. I'm lost." - me, wandering

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Whoever highlighted this used novel before I got it shouldn't be allowed to vote

[Jake Reilly @regardsJPR]

Need this to keep myself from whacking my rat

[⭒Balimbing⭒ @JustineLucyyink]

R u a stupid fuck that doesn't remember if they took their meds but can't risk missing it or taking double? Get some timer lids off Amazon for your pill bottles

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Apple should let you send one text a year that gets delivered with the amber alert sound effect

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Why aren't we all just smashing these lil idiots with hammers?

[Adam Tranter @adamtranter]

Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.

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@ABC Major Chest Payne

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Newports

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@SUBWAY Endzone referees clearly aligned

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@SUBWAY Yesplsssss

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@SUBWAY Tweet out this new emoji. It’s BRAND NEW

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@ReillyCapps Twenty pesos says it’s setting up a launch of his (or someone else’s) edible brand later this week

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@BleacherReport @ArtButSports

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@psychcomm @ArtButSports

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@TrevorImmelman @ArtButSports

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@seankeane @netw3rk @reillyrick me during my cnn interview

[Jake Reilly @regardsJPR]

@chloe_harlig Hi Chloe! Congrats on the honors. Matt McCarron sent you my link recently, but I'd love to talk to you about working in your LA office. I have a great book. I think you guys would like me. Oh and I hate Linkedin; hence the random tweet! Thx, J https://t.co/SjoELxjc2e

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@4lease .5

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@4lease History will not look back kindly on the airpod era