Marky

Gergis.

[Pearse Mac @TirChonaillAbu]

That's for sending the Tans over ya auld cunt.

[steve @unkatron]

I’ve shot ropes in places you wouldn’t hang yourself with one

[Marky @marksparkymarky]

@derekasalways @ScotRail Gettem Derek

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

It’s okay they’re just a little nervous and in their head tonight but they can still do other stuff if you wanna

[Marky @marksparkymarky]

@jvst_exist Cannot wait for Saturday!

[Parkie @parkie1888]

Screaming no netflix 🤣

[Squinter @squinteratn]

I'd have settled for 5% of this testosterone-soaked anger and passion for Natalie McNally and her unborn child.
But hey, ho.
Didn't fit the template.

[Zoey 🌤️ @Zoeycialist]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.

The suit. The tie. The beard. The confidence.

A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class. 👏👍✊🇬🇧👌❤️🙏

[B O G ~ D W E L L E R @real_bogdweller]

remember like a month ago when zach polanski retweeted a member of the public's concerns about police conduct and all of politics came screeching to a halt for the day to condemn such a wholly inappropriate political interference into operational policing?

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The secret war against the yetis rages on

[Qui-Gon Jim @jimbojd4]

Big pussy was cool until he started snitching

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

A dog failed his service dog exam, and was later seen at a train station carrying the reason why.

People at the station couldn’t stop staring when the dog walked onto the train with a stuffed elephant held proudly in his mouth.

At first, everyone thought it was part of his training.
But his owner started laughing and explained the truth.

The dog had been training to become a service dog, but during one of his final tests, he kept getting distracted by an elephant plushie nearby. Instead of staying focused, he tried to steal it like it was the only thing in the room that mattered.

That was the moment he failed.

But his owner said he couldn’t be mad. The dog had tried his best, and even if he wasn’t meant to be a service dog, he was still loyal, gentle, and full of love.

So before they left, he bought him the elephant toy.

That night, the dog didn’t pass the exam, but he still went home with the person who chose him anyway.

[attractive wastrel is at AC @UrbaneUrban]

training my puppygirl to take and hold Pegasus Bridge

[Alex Deane @ajcdeane]

Net migration of Dalmatians to the U.K. plummets

[Marky @marksparkymarky]

@noshoesorsocks Charlie would have absolutely freaked the fuck out 😂

[Marky @marksparkymarky]

Probably the first time in history that Belfast has had something before China, uppa Gliders

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In Zhuzhou, China, the world's first railless tram operates on virtual tracks, eliminating the need for physical rails.

This innovative streetcar can travel up to 70 km/h and carry as many as 500 passengers.