Mark Strate

Stand up comedy , Roast Comedy, Unapologetic. I'm not a troll. I write my own jokes.

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@TMZ Man, seeing these young ladies passing away at such an early age lately, is heartbreaking. Any man that has kids/daughters should feel this. Just being real

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@TMZ Damn this cats head looks like an expired Milk Dud.

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@WhitneyCummings Well, I'm sure it's covered a lot of things.

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@TMZ Damn, Wish Bone done turned into Ham Bone! JK, still better than most of today's trash.

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I love summertime! But I'm sweating like Diddy waiting for a pardon from Trump.

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@elonmusk @DrewPavlou Got to respect a man with honest opinion.

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@Monica1197471 I guess if you're looking for crowd work, Saying nothing would be shitty.

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Kevin Bacon turns 68 today. At his age, if he says he's gotta cut loose. Probably talking about removing his compression socks.

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@LoudOutside He's right. Someone should have uppercutted him right in the junk. Whether you're black or white. Start holding people accountable.

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@dom_lucre That shit looks retarded

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@nottjmiller Well they're definitely not Jewish.

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@80s_channel The Back Door

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@baddiees___ When did she get so much junk in the trunk? Has to old pic, post pregnancy.

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@Diana_8g He looks like the dude who played Kemper in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Why would you pay? Just pick a team and play head to head. #CFBPlayDontPay

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@YSLONIKA No

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@KT_Commenter @Whataburger I like Redban. Just giving him shit!

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@Headshok1962 Dumbest fucking shit ever. Looks retarded.

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@JosieMarcellino I'm just hoping coffee prices will go down.

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US launches strikes on Iran, claims gas prices dropped below a black market kidney per gallon. #weird #crazynews