Mark Strathmore

Interested in almost everything; pity life is so short and my memory so poor. Would rather be a non-struggling wildlife photographer! 📸🇦🇺🇿🇦

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

Brilliant.

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

MEGATHREAD TIME: In 40 tweets I will describe 40 powerful concepts for understanding the world. Some are complex so forgive me for oversimplifying, but the main purpose is to incite curiosity. Okay, here we go:

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

Got to love @CommBank - billions of dollars in profits because clearly nothing is spent on the call centre. 21min on hold and counting.

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

Dear @Apple - whomever the muppet was that decided to insert a “quick start” button, ironically creating a step that wasn’t there, in Watch workouts: please make them stop.

[Rassie Erasmus @RassieRugby]

Danko 🇿🇦

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@Qantas I can think of little more useless than an Apple Watch app that simply directs you to your iPhone. Of course, *after* you open the app on the phone then it works, but that kind of defeats the point, right? Right?

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

This clip has never been more relevant.

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

As Trump and Musk prepare for their future careers in stand up comedy, it’s a brilliant strategy that they’re creating their own material.

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@RenaldoGouws I’d forgotten about this clown. Amusing how he always refers to himself as “we.”

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@thephysicsgirl Good to see you.

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@VicRoads what an awful user experience to have to complete the entire re-login process every time you actually need this app. Could have been good.

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@cctvidiots People.

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

current @YouTube experience: 30 sec ad before you can even see the video. Creator: 30 sec “This video is brought to you by…” 30 sec content then another 30 sec ad. Creator: 60 seconds selling the thing they sell. Lastly, “if you stay to the end, I have a bonus tip”:more ads. Hmm

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

Gosh isn't this the truth!

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

Nailed it.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣🤣👇

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@JackD157 IYKYK...

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@Rene_Naylor @KurtJetson You will be missed!

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@stats_fact I’ll bet that Tender Box could tell some stories.

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@circusflight @engineers_feed Yes!

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@AnxiousHolly Yep.

[Mark Strathmore @markstrathmore]

@MKBHD Dammit, Putin wasn’t bluffing.