Matthew Markusic

Word searches and soul searches.

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

One taught me love, one taught me patience, and one taught me pain. Now I'm so amazing.

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

We don't deserve #DWTSJuniors

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

Would a song by Jason Derulo and DJ Khaled just be three minutes of both of them trying to be the one to introduce the song with their name until it's over?

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

Kelly Clarkson writes some bangers.

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

Just saw the new Mamma Mia movie and spent my car ride home singing at an embarrassing volume and intensity even for someone alone in their car.

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

I don't see what everyone's issue is with Nickleback.

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

@callmiqb thx

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Please RT if you think that every Senator should be given enough time to read a multi-trillion dollar piece of legislation.

[Christin @hexprax]

I can't believe it's 2017 and I'm smarter than the President and hotter than the Sexiest Man Alive and I am still doing so poorly in life

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

@shannonxjane

[Cody Keenan @codykeenan]

What Obama laid down to cabinet secretaries and senior staff on Day 1, 2009. cc: @stevenmnuchin1 et al https://t.co/0TJcsePVVR

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

It happened again. https://t.co/tgG0mMp1PL

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

Hi I'm Matthew and I jump when the toaster is done.

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

@shannonxjane lol

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

It's a short seminar: Don't rape anyone.
https://t.co/UPE4w40iip

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

@shannonxjane @svmcenerney I would've expected a "Don't be sauté about it bruh" from you. Kind of disappointed.

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

@Paige_Novel i am so truly #blessed to have been your teacher

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

@mgoeble What a scalding and relevant social commentary

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

@celinebautistaa This tweet did not age well

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

I am in a middle seat on this flight. https://t.co/QeGPDJNX0g

[Matthew Markusic @markusicm]

People who make the greatest sacrifice and sit in the middle seat on airplanes are heroes