Mark Wilson

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[Mark Wilson @markwilson_RED]

Trying to teach my daughter that, in Hide-and-seek, there is a difference between 'can't see'....and 'can't be seen'

[Mark Wilson @markwilson_RED]

@Mimiiben1 Can’t believe no-one is getting this. The answer is 63. The difference between the numbers is doubled each time

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@LegendsCrazy2 @Newcastle_FC https://t.co/fUMG0Ar8Au

Here you go

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@CorryTheGeordie There are few places on Earth that can amplify the emotions like a full, flag-waving, triumphant St James Park. Welcome to the Church of Pure Football; all those with passion for the Toon - like yours - are welcome here

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@reheeled @prodnose I think you’ll find Topper Hedon was in ‘Should I Stay or Vertigo’

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@SavMondo I thought she was going to put her arm inside a cow and pull out a newborn calf for a finale #Eurovision #Serbia

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@TraderSam14 @ladymegmagic @ScottGustin Ok, but it was you that made the ‘effort’ to tweet about a ‘Children’s super-hero movie’ first, not me. Sorry, I thought I was just teaching you all that movie stuff you don’t know (and gardening!!), but learning stuff is hard & I can tell you’re angry so I’ll leave you in peace.

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@TraderSam14 @ladymegmagic @ScottGustin ….if I lend you my chainsaw, you can credit me all you want but it won’t make me creatively responsible for the giant dick you subsequently carve into your shrubbery.
(to be clear: in this analogy I = Marvel; you = Sony; Morbius movie = giant shrubbery dick)

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@TraderSam14 @ladymegmagic @ScottGustin To complete your education, and stand any chance of tweeting something informed in future, you should probably also read up on the difference between Marvel Entertainment (credited) and Marvel Studios (not credited) who would be involved in any creative input.

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@TraderSam14 @ladymegmagic @ScottGustin Cool…now we’ve established you don’t know anything about Co-production either. A co-production credit can result from ANY material contribution to a film - sometimes that’s funding, but in this case it’s the licence to use the characters. It does NOT prove ANY creative input

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@TraderSam14 @ladymegmagic @ScottGustin This article explains the relationship between the MCU (Disney) and the SUMC (Sony)…but it contains some long words so I’ve also clipped the relevant part for you..

https://t.co/4A9yVzM5SU

[Mark Wilson @markwilson_RED]

@TraderSam14 @ladymegmagic @ScottGustin Cool…I’m glad we are in agreement 👍🏻

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@TraderSam14 @ladymegmagic @ScottGustin …but you did say that it was Disney who fumbled at the goal line. What I’m saying is that it was Sony carrying the ball NOT Disney

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@TraderSam14 @ladymegmagic @ScottGustin Ok….but it’s still not a Disney movie, it’s Sony

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Steve Bruce walked willingly into a job he knew would give no opportunity to succeed, and never once challenged the zero ambition he saw breaking #NUFC fans’ hearts. He’s been handsomely rewarded and I’m at a loss to understand why he should now expect our respect on top of that.

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@SkySportsNews Perhaps @redbullracing should watch this before they send out Christian Horner (…or ‘Big Baby Spice’ as I now call him) to feign outrage over racing incidents that pale in comparison to the reckless chaos that @Max33Verstappen has blessed us with throughout his short career

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@hollyoakleyy Charlie the Toon Hound….something of a dead-ball specialist ⚽️

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@MBrundleF1 I’m wondering - following Christian Horner’s rant about @LewisHamilton ‘s ’dangerous’ driving - if @SkySportsF1 might do a compilation of all the times Max has recklessly taken drivers off the track, cut with Horner’s smiling explanations that it’s ‘a big boy’s sport’

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@SkySports @tedkravitz @SkySportsF1 Once you give way to Max when he’s doing his zero tolerance racing, you can kiss goodbye to max ever using common sense again because he knows from then on you’ll blink first. What he learned today was that World champions don’t blink first….and 7 x champs don’t blink AT ALL!!

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@SkySports @tedkravitz @SkySportsF1 For Horner to stand there and accuse Lewis of ‘desperation’ and a ‘professional foul’ after defending Max after dozens of similar incidents where he’s taken people out in similar - or worse - circumstances is the height of hypocrisy. I hope he can sleep tonight

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We can debate the rights and wrongs of the bid, but @premierleague hiding in a cupboard til it went away is not acceptable

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