Mark Mitchell

UMM '21 ΔΤΔ ⚓️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Today I learned that corgi butts can float. Not sure what to do with this info, other than share it with you. 14/10 what a good buoy

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

@dimwittgenstein Hear what

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

Am I missing something?
#asparagus

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

Same energy

[Humanoid History @HumanoidHistory]

Robert McCall's EPCOT mural "The Prologue and the Promise," 1982.

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

I miss when there was only one set of stories i didn’t want to watch

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

New monkey just dropped

[Global Times @globaltimesnews]

A new species of monkey, Trachypithecus popa, has been discovered by scientists in Myanmar. Secluding themselves in the wild, they have white circles around their eyes and their fur is a trendy ‘granny grey’.

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

knowing a lot taking Wiz
about curdled Khalifa’s picture
milk
🤝
Cheese Whiz

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

I have reached the top of the mountain. After 10+ years, I have finally beaten Guitar Hero III. I want to thank my friends, family, and guitar; they have all sacrificed so much. (Please forgive my band name, I made it when I was 11)🤟🏼

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

Let’s not forget about this

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

Does anyone want to hang out with me? Asking for a friend

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

Food coloring is the only thing that has been constant in my lifetime

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

@localhunk this is not a yogurt tweet

[Mark Mitchell @marky_mark519]

@localhunk Yogurt check

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

yo look back at the past year and tell me this mf wasn’t right.