Marky

It is not our abilities that show what we truly are; it is our choices. SC: em.peezy

[Marky @markymarkparker]

Physical therapist: have you every had an injury to your right leg?

Me: Hmm not that I can think of.

My sister: what about when you got ran over by the bus?

PT: The what??

Me: yeah but it was my left foot that went backwards not my right

PT: DID WHAT?!

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

as much as I wanna hate on this video the :16 second mark is the funniest shit ever

[𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓫 ™️ @Cwashere_]

Wait this is sick

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: FCC Chairman Brendan Carr is threatening immediate action against Jimmy Kimmel, ABC, and Disney for deliberately misleading the public by claiming Charlie Kirk’s alleged sho-ter was MAGA.

[Kaizen D. Asiedu @thatsKAIZEN]

Realizing how much distortion there was of Charlie Kirk’s message is red pilling me all over again.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

A guy was assassinated on video, in full view of everyone in the country, in the highest-profile political assassination in decades. Camera phones everywhere.

And the American media has spent 3 days telling you why he (and you by proxy) are the ones to blame for it. We have never seen this. Ever. And people are acting appropriately.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher delivers a brutal message to Democrats still calling Trump “Hitler.”

Kirk is dead, and Maher has had enough of this sh*t.

“Okay, first of all, assholes, he’s not Hitler. Okay? An insult to everybody in the Holocaust, to begin with. Second of all, calling somebody Hitler makes it a lot easier to justify things like assassination. Let’s put a shitload of that away, shall we?”

[🦅McKrowComics🦩 @KellyLovesBirds]

Think about the psychological profile of a guy who within mere seconds of seeing someone’s neck explode overrides every “There’s a shooter, I should run!” instinct to dance over a warm corpse. You pass people like this at work and the grocery store every day.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

They killed him at a free speech event on a college campus where there was an open mic and you could say anything you wanted to say. Words are not violence. But his were so powerful their only response was to kill him.

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

🚨NEW: Stephen A. Smith *EXCORIATES* "PEOPLE CELEBRATING" Charlie Kirk Assassination🚨

"I don't care what his political beliefs were! I don't care what he felt! I care about the fact that a man was gunned down in front of 2 of his children who are 5 years of age or less. That he's dead at the age of 31. That his wife is a widow. That his children are fatherless because his ideas and his beliefs differed from somebody else, apparently."

"And then I'm going online and I'm seeing people celebrating it! Shame! Shame on you!"

@DailyCaller

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Conservatives say that guns are for sport, hunting, and self defense because that’s what they use them for.

Liberals say that guns are for killing people because that’s what they use them for.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

They all have passing grades

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

10/10 reenactment. A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

[𓆩 달 𓆪 @jimnshii]

all the miscommunication in modern family

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

I'm crying 😭 🤣

[The JRE Companion @TheJRECompanion]

Your uncle shows up to the BBQ with his 'recently divorced' buddy

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

25% of jobs added in the US economy over the past two years were government jobs, up from 5% in 2021 and 7% in 2022, per Apollo.

[Marky @markymarkparker]

@rkuhn5167 @AdamBreneman81 @NextUpWithAdam @FOS @UMichFootball Nice try baiting, but you’re an OSU fan.

[Marky @markymarkparker]

@MJoeBean How so?

[Marky @markymarkparker]

@MikiteyMike @FreedumStoopid @beyoncegarden You think we’re getting rid of all schools? Brother, go outside and turn off the news.