Marky Schultz

When I die, they’ll read this and say a genius wrote it

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

Give me a minute
A man’s got a limit
I can’t get a life if my heart’s not in it

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

@AdamKing10TV Also that was not made with AI. What the fuck is Twitter even doing anymore.

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

@AdamKing10TV A well articulated explanation of that side of the argument, television’s Adam King. I wanted to let them score and give 10-4 a shot, considering how gassed the D looked, but I’ve always been on the fence as far as the football philosophy surrounding the situation writ large.

[Julito McCullum aka LITO @IamJulito]

20 years ago today, my brothers and I was introduced to the world… 20 years yall have been supporting and loving on us… 20 years ago 4 black kids … two from nyc, one from Maryland, the other from Chicago, came to Baltimore and made history. Some call it the greatest season of television in history… I just say if you want to watch how the system destroys young black kids, watch this. Thank you to David Simon and his team for creating magic… thank you Baltimore for setting the stage… and most importantly, thank you to my brothers Tris, ‘Maine, Stro! Love y’all for life. & always remember, the game is still the game.

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

@CharlieMarlow_ Gotta switch ur investment to the Rockets Chuckie!

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

The world needs more of folks like Wendell Berry and here we are with one less.

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

@PatMcAfeeShow @awfulannouncing How come you're such a little fückin' bítch all the time?

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

@BeauBishop I gotta be honest Beau just off that ingredient list my face was getting all screwed up thinking about how that would go down.

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

@971BFS Some Illini lookin ass stuff right there

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

@11W Dude is not going to be there in a year or two so what do you want him to do, burn Woody in effigy? Honestly it’s a good way to go about beating us, chilling the fuck out about it. Sure, it would kill me if I was a Michigan fan, but I do get his mindset.

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

@liamgallagher Sister Susie, Brother John

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

Eric B & Rakim

Shot by Scott Wipperman in 1987

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

What if LeBron didn't pick a team, T. What if he played one game for every team. He can't play every game for every team, obviously that's not possible, even with computers. But he could play once for each of them, even Charlotte.

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

Sometimes it seems like it’s all too much but then you get a new Panda Bear x Sonic Boom record and it’s like maybe it’ll all be okay if there’s still music like this.

Shit is magisterial.

Sunshine in my living room, moonlight on the pavement . . . indeed.

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

I gotta get high later and fight amongst myself on this.

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

For a limited time only, we've lifted the paywall on our ranking of the Best Jay-Z Albums.

Fight amongst yourselves.

https://t.co/BL6QH69ZRn

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

Warms the goddamn heart.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

DO meet your idols 🤩

Kevin McGonigle meets Phillies legend and his favorite player growing up, Chase Utley.

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

Props to my guy @jasonbenetti on the Stephen King reference mashup with the Tommyknock-ing call on the strikeout pitch to Langeliers.

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

BRUUUUUUUUCE! Hell yeah!

[Ohio State Hoops @OhioStateHoops]

Bruce is headed to the big leagues 🚀

Congratulations to THE Captain on getting drafted to the @HoustonRockets 🌰

#GoBucks | #DevelopedHere

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

@971BFS @BeauBishop @ERieserd00d @ShakeNBaker971 @NDFootball @NFL @Browns @Jake_Trotter If y’all haven’t seen Stephen Fry at the Iron Bowl you have to check it out. Today’s convo reminded me of it a lot.

https://t.co/Ahrc0KRbFe

[Marky Schultz @markyschultz]

Shout out to @kevconnorsespn for channeling his inner @AriMelber on that Black Moon reference in the NBA Finals highlight. 🫡