Mark Zito

Official Twitter account of Mark Zito, the 2001 East Greenwich Rec League Soccer Champ. I work at @SiriusXM. Host, This Is Happening - @tihshow.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Mark Zito @markzito]

Bragging about working late on a literal war like it’s a power point presentation is objectively hilarious.

[Steven Cheung @StevenCheung47]

It’s 9:30 PM on a Saturday night and President Trump is still in the Oval Office working hard for the American people.

He’s simply one of one.

[Mark Zito @markzito]

@benharlum Pay off the bit. Post the pic

[Mark Zito @markzito]

@TheKostos Super Bowl 49 and 51 - the best! 51 probably the crazier one.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Cuuuuuuuck

[Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch]

One very good thing about the younger generation — and a ton of male pro athletes today — is that they talk about mental health out loud.

I am convinced being public on this stuff saves lives.

My late Mom counseled people who were at the World Trade Center on the morning of 9/11 and survived. As you can imagine, survivor guilt fucked up a lot of people. What I learned from her is that some of the most courageous things she ever witnessed — including from physically strong-ass dudes — was acknowledging trauma and depression and anxiety.

Plenty of people echo the stuff below. That's fine. To each his own. I know what I've seen with my own eyes. Verbalizing this stuff, whether privately or publicly, can get you on the road to recovery.

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Welp

[Mark Zito @markzito]

ok so Vrabel just took a quick abel tesfaye and fixed everything? cool

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The pivot from ‘let people joke about whatever they want’ to ‘it doesn’t count as a joke unless it’s funny to me’ is swift and comes for us all

[Mark Zito @markzito]

@brockgolfer I wish I only had to know about the Red Sox once a week

[Mark Zito @markzito]

ok this is not great but it is better than the time a murderer was on the team #patriots

[Mark Zito @markzito]

Games Wemby has finished since @Babchik said he may be the second greatest player ever: 0

[Mark Zito @markzito]

who among us hasn’t had to have difficult conversations about things we also vehemently denied doing?

[Mark Zito @markzito]

@benharlum i swear i tweeted this basically just because I thought you would acknowledge it. it truly could have been a text

[Mark Zito @markzito]

weird way for wwe to wade into the pro-life movement but ok

[Mark Zito @markzito]

@JoePompliano I wonder what it would have been in 2019 if on in primetime...

[Mark Zito @markzito]

Nothing is more relatable to me than Rory’s daughter giving him a kiss that says “I’m not that impressed.”

[Mark Zito @markzito]

@stanman42069 cool hat

[Mark Zito @markzito]

Far too many people quoting the “Pat MAGAfee” part of the promo incorrectly.