crushin on prez oaks

every time you choose love the apocalypse is delayed another day - p. oswalt. Follow of Jesus Christ, Minnesota girl, Auntie 🩷

[crushin on prez oaks @marlamuppets]

Our ward bulletin today. Look closely. 😂✨🌙

[aether @bluewdrift]

heard a girl on ig say that when life feels heavy, she imagines she's 85 and gets to come back to this exact day in her younger body.
Suddenly, every little thing feels precious. The coffee tastes better, the music hits differently, the sunlight feels warmer. Everything becomes magic again. Live today like the miracle it actually is.

[𝙊𝙗𝙣𝙤𝙭𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 Perry @ObnoxiousFumes2]

@JoanneMason11

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Shoutout to all the dads who taught us everything we know about silence, shutting off the lights and closing the damn fridge.

[cow @cowincrisis]

saw you drive past the field and not wave at us. i’ll remember this.

[crushin on prez oaks @marlamuppets]

@ABC 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[ABC News @ABC]

Melinda French Gates will expand her giving to improve women’s health globally, pledging another $215 million to support contraceptive access and maternal care, as well as initiatives aimed at middle-aged women, including further study of menopause. https://t.co/t1uZECKti8

[crushin on prez oaks @marlamuppets]

I do NOT think it’s a coincidence that when searching for Teams on my phone that Texas Roadhouse also pops up and no I need their rolls and cinnamon butter more than I need work. 😂🤣😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

we should go back to romanticizing printing photos and writing something that happened that day on the back in cursive.

[crushin on prez oaks @marlamuppets]

@Lovandfear Girl can’t wait to see how you are in your 50s. Lots more shiz out da window. 😂😂

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I’m gonna start calling people homeslice again and nobody can stop me.

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

2016: I use technology every day, and I love it.

2026: I want a job as a park ranger who only needs a flip phone.

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable