Marlee Ehrlich

I once played the full version of Stairway to Heaven on a bar jukebox because I thought it would be funny. I was right; it was.

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

My goodness…

I don’t ever want these to end. This is unbelievable. Please, for the love of all that is holy, take 11 minutes to watch this. Can’t believe it. I love this damn team so much.

Nonstop goosebumps & tears in my eyes.

God bless you @Eagles

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

(Might be our) Last chance to have a voice. Vote! Stand in Line! Fresh Air! Politics!

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

lol

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

There’s only one man who can save the season

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

I am begging you, @Everlane, please bring back the cashmere waffle square crew. Please.

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Hitting a bomb to tie the game after mouthing “these f***ing people” in your previous at bat is objectively the funniest & most Philadelphia thing anyone could ever do

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

“In a competition of pain, there are no winners” will stick with me for the rest of my life.

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

Go to Wawa. Leave your car running. Grab a hoagie off the touch screen. Test the icee machine. Grab a double dutch chocolate milk. Tap MAC. Get a scratch off. Break down the Eagles o-line with the cashier. Add a cow tail and 2 soft pretzels to your order as you check out. Eat the hoagie on your car. Cause a fender bender when you pull out.

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

Still applies

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

Love hydrating, but don’t love peeing 20 times a day

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

So cool that it’s raining again!

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

Some people need to be bullied.

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

Masturbating- clit and run. (Clit and rub was too obvious).

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

Love hydrating, but don’t love peeing 20 times a day

[Tyler Talley @tylertalley22]

Behind every powerful woman is Tony Hale holding her bag.

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

Genuinely brought to tears over Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs. Gorgeous performance.

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

Call me crazy but I don’t really want a man who LEGALLY has to pay over 80M bc he denied raping a woman to be president (again).

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

Is there a riced cauliflower shortage?

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

@accommodatingly I’m so happy the SF course is still going. It was a really useful and realistic introduction to the department and the demands of the courses.

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

.@Google: can a president pardon themselves?

[Marlee Ehrlich @marlee_ehrlich]

I’ve a new vacuum, but still have to look up how to empty it. Stay tuned, this won’t be the last time!