Marly

[Marly @marlydub]

I can’t be the only one who says ‘constant vigilance’ when discussing protecting myself and others from COVID #harrypotter @PotterlessPod

[Marly @marlydub]

The downside of working from home with your spouse is that today I learned my husband says ‘templit’ instead of ‘template’ and now I’m questioning my marriage.

[Marly @marlydub]

My nephew asked for a grilled cheese for lunch. If you know me, you know how stress inducing this is. #havenevermadeonewithoutburningit

[Marly @marlydub]

@SmartyHealth there is a rogue fruit shaped gummy in my vitamins... #toeatitornottoeatit

[Marly @marlydub]

Just watched the finale of GOT... don’t worry - no spoilers, because it’s the only episode I’ve ever watched of the show and I have no idea what just happened.

[Marly @marlydub]

Is it physically impossible for someone under the age of 20 to close a door softly? Asking for a friend #wakemybabyandsuffertheconsequences

[Marly @marlydub]

I’ve had a baby for 6 months and finally an old lady came up to me today and told me that my baby is cold. I feel like it’s a right of passage to have an old lady shame you. #deardiary #thankfulforcriticism

[Marly @marlydub]

I just redeemed a ‘Win Coffee’ at Tim Hortons and the cashier said ‘Congratulations’ and now I feel special. #thisismatleavelife

[Marly @marlydub]

If I could have any superpower, I think I would choose the ability to brush my hair and my teeth at the same time. #thingsthatwouldmakemotherhoodeasier

[Marly @marlydub]

So far the hardest part of motherhood is learning how to stifle a sneeze #dontwakethebaby

[Marly @marlydub]

If someone invented an app that would filter out dogs barking on the TV, I would pay a lot of money for it. #mydogbarksateverydogbark

[Jessica McNaughton @jesslmcnaughton]

We are wearing PINK today to stand out and stand up for KINDNESS!! Supporting anti- bullying in the schools, workplace and online. #pinkshirtday @ConcentraBank #niceneedsnofilter #lovewhereyouwork

[Marly @marlydub]

*me running into someone at Superstore* Me: 'So, your grocery shopping?' Them: 'Ya'. Me: 'Ya, me too' #thisawkwardlife #itstoopeopleyoutside

[Marly @marlydub]

When your husband claims to not like Gilmore Girls but then says 'Oh Luke got a new hat' when he walks into the room @Pandertank

[Marly @marlydub]

Just made my first sale on VarageSale... I hope I never come down from this high. #whatelsecanisell @Pandertank

[Marly @marlydub]

'I could do basically anything when listening to Eminem, like I think I could lift a car.' @Pandertank

[Marly @marlydub]

@JLMcN123 haha too little too late!! I miss my purse. #whoops #toughlessontolearn

[Marly @marlydub]

I was driving with a coworker today & when Gangsta's Paradise came on the radio she knew all the words. #ilovemyjob #nowwearebestfriends

[Thebicyclegang @thebicyclegang]

Tales From The Man Cave -Black Rye IPA https://t.co/1Io8dzeJC5 @BLckBrgBrew @Pandertank #craftbeer #sask #beer #microbrew #mancave

[Marly @marlydub]

@McDonalds @McCafe my coffee came without a sticker this morning! #tweetableoffence