Benjii's_Mama

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

@melcas4 bc we dont have these 🍆

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

@melcas4 @JaredLeto just take me!

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

Wow @mrhunitmil u played us smh 😕

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

@melcas4 f studying! Let's be hookers

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

@melcas4 it's the day we'll turn tricks

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

@Lolita_1223 @Cece1214 Ben aqui!!!

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

@mary_behave da coochie encyclopedia 😎

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

@mary_behave @melcasie wings and beer!! Life will be complete 😍😍

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

Why cant real cab rides be like the show taxicab confessions... Disappointed

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

@Lolita_1223 i texted you, you intercommed me, and now we're tweeting. Facetime me!

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

Homeless man: can u please give me money bc im trying to buy a kite. Me: sure. (Gives him all my change)

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

I love you Bruno Mars but right now you look like a bad tranny 😥😥

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

If Michael dances at this wedding I'll be a happy girl

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

Michael Scott came!! #ThatsWhatSheSaid

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

U better work!!!

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

Yay congrats boob!!

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

Oh rutgers, mama missed you!!

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

@NikkiFoxy 😫😫😫😫 i want to be there

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

@melcasie 💩💩💩

[Benjii's_Mama @marlyne126]

Thanks for the peanut butter banana smoothie! I Especially loved the bug that was swimming in it @aVivranThang