*sings maroon 5 so LOUD*
“I’ve had one sip of bean juice, *takes a drink* 2 sips of bean juice and my voice has gone up an octave”
*sees guy with 4 watermelons @ 7:27am*
“What compels someone to buy 4 watermelons this early.... daddy issues... THAT’S WHAT!”
CANCEL THIS, CANCEL THAT. THIS OFFENDS ME, THAT OFFENDS ME. DELETE THIS, DELETE THAT. SOON WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK INSIDE WITH NOTHING TO ENJOY ANYMORE ON THE INTERNET.