Matt Armstrong

Occasional writer, amateur photographer, huge nerd. he/him

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@TweetBenMax My point is, I have no point.

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I like to think I’m a decent photographer, but this guy captures some of the absolute best moments I’ve ever seen.

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@Kristin_Mae Well yeah, some grave robbers might be trying to steal the cross of Coronado and I’d have to try and stop them.

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@BBCWorld Do you know what words mean?

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@GregoryKBovino Whatever you say, piggy pig.

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@erinmhk The people want to know: What lipstick is that omg!

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@daveweigel “Evil Medical School”?! Likely thing for an Ohioan to say…

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@Ariafayeee Hi

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@tedcruz Calling you a snowflake would be insulting to such beautiful natural creations. You’re just a stupid, cucked, asshole.

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Absolutely amazing how good the Walk Hard soundtrack is. Practically perfect.

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@karaokecomputer I don’t like to say World War Two because that was a biggie…

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@TomCottonAR You are believably dim.

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@ThirdWayTweet

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I saw a tweet about it recently, and it was true. The Thomas Crown Affair is an exceptional movie that they’d shoot you for if you made it today.

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@MikeDeFabo Hell yeah! What was the pierogi selection?

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@offbeatorbit Hell yeah…

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@oliviakrolczyk_ Try having real problems for a change, you dunce.

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@ellienotnora @archaicf0ssil

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@archaicf0ssil Miles Edward O’Brien would beg to differ. Probably because there’s an unpublished script in which Miles was a panhandler.