Me, on a hot long run: "I am a coward. A baby among adults. I wasn't cut out for this."
Same run, but dew point drops: "I eat nails for breakfast. I strike fear in the hearts of men. I was born for this."
triathletes: “i only use maurten gels for my race nutrition during the second half of the bike when racing an ironman 70.3 and it’s above 68 degrees outside”
ultra runners: “hell ya, i dipped that cheese quesadilla into chicken broth at mile 80”