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[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@deloisivete For me those questions come up while parallel parking and several cars are waiting behind me

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@stidrill Unfortunately hilarious

[The Onion @TheOnion]

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids
https://t.co/Kri7QlbDxN

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@vulture Truly what the fuck

[L.A. Public Library @LAPublicLibrary]

believe the series is 3-1

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@MikeTrumanWX @SCweather_wx Hi. Are you thinking driving I-10 east from TLH is unsafe?

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@stidrill @dusty_tho @dpdooze

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

It’s truly wild that you can be married to someone for years and then discover they’ve never seen I Know What You Did Last Summer.

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@stidrill miss my lil fritter! 🐚

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@stidrill Chills.

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@dpdooze @stidrill Move to LA I’ll whip it up for you

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

Hate this feature

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@stidrill But did u have to think about it before answering

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@dpdooze @stidrill Do you love folks or do you just love Barack

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@JenaFriedman My son hates it too!

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@stidrill I did crossword too! How’s your slipper situation? A good humidifier with oils helped me too with my oldass heater drying the place up.

[marnijaybird @marnijaybird]

@stidrill Chug’s 🙋‍♀️

[Jason @iamjasonpun]

Yesterday, my dog Milo ran away from our Airbnb in Joshua Tree. He’s a black shiba inu wearing a red collar.

I know it’s a stretch but if anyone could retweet this it would mean the world to me, thank you!