Melissa Arnoff

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[Melissa Arnoff @marnoff]

@Motherhoodspx That sounds delicious

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@jjainschigg @moorehn It helps a little to think of the (unverified by me) story that raccoons try to break into them because the animals mistake the vehicles for dumpsters.

[Melissa Arnoff @marnoff]

@jjainschigg Because apparently there is only one version of "bird" in the clip art.

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@SheldrickTrust She is a solar-powered rhino! ❤️🦏☀️

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@BruceShark5 @JamesRoderickB So now you need to plant some yuzu trees and dig a pool for the capybaras.

[Melissa Arnoff @marnoff]

@BruceShark5 @JamesRoderickB It is true. And not just for people, also for capybaras. https://t.co/IJmtLriANC

[Melissa Arnoff @marnoff]

@jjainschigg I bet the cats still come for the calamari.

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@jjainschigg Maybe they should be paired with these.

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@jjainschigg Wordle 804 3/6

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[Melissa Arnoff @marnoff]

@jjainschigg Or werewolves...

[Melissa Arnoff @marnoff]

@jjainschigg Or when you opt for decaf instead of high-test coffee.

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@CathyYoung63 @jjainschigg @otteritarian They 100% do. This seems to be an Asian small-clawed otter. They have their own cool adaptations, but no armpit pockets.

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@jjainschigg Or a really good criminal who knows how not to leave a trail… 🤷‍♀️

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@jjainschigg Awfully daring to put that in writing...

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@jjainschigg Much better for the cops to think you are a bad cook than to think you are a murderer.

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@jjainschigg What would Mirantis’ stuffed animal be?

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@jjainschigg @skooookum Is that a slur for software engineers or for monkeys?

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@jjainschigg And yes, those monkeys got their bivalves open, too.

[Melissa Arnoff @marnoff]

@jjainschigg Don’t be silly. I went to the Andaman Sea to try to see wild Burmese macaques, one of the three (at least at the time) primate species who use stone tools. The dragonfruit and incredible fresh fish meals were a bonus.