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The Texas Aggies. The H.

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#fortheH

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@JoePompliano “I gotta go see about a girl in Madrid”

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@JoestarJokic Talking the L again today

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@LanceZierlein Flawless. Ai level hot and flawless.

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@McShay13 Me: “wait is this the draft guy that is absolutely insufferable already?”

X: “yep that’s him”

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@LRHN_Cash When dudes at the local gas station make that sound each hand they throw…run

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@SECcousinShane I have never heard one single Aggie ever declare themselves a blue blood.

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@SECBarstool Pretty typical post from this account. Just go to Austin. We will be fine.

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@Viranshi_Yadav_ You can tell in the replies who has never actually had a girlfriend. Thats not how it works. She’s literally insane.

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@Polymarket

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@FOXSports This before or after Messi crushed his soul into a million pieces — with his right foot?

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@Outkick She should just leave and go to Europe or something. Enough already.

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@christopherrufo From down here in Texas….rise up!

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@BillPlaschke Imagine this being your legacy as a journalist.

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@RoyRogers_HTMS Take a deep breath guys… you’re going to be okay. You’re in a band.

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@MoonshotMagic @CarliLloyd Oh boy…

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@LoneStar_PAC This guy stands for absolutely nothing. Zero. What tf is his actual platform — aside from just pure pandering?

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@allieknightt Because he has underachieved, wants to have a certain lifestyle he is incapable of achieving, and the wealth of others is his only hope.

It has nothing to do with empathy.

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@spencerpratt It’s the ONLY reason he created such a needless map. He’s quickly ripping thru his checklist.

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@AmandaMAtwell This tweet is going to age incredibly poorly. So naive. The women’s team is getting worse - relatively - compared to the rest of the world. And the payouts aren’t even close, even for the elite teams

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@TheFootyFeed That’s a combined population of 1.053 billion people.