keva

im 23 i lied to twitter

[Foreskin and Seven Inches Ago @redrummarts]

John Lennon brainstorming concepts for his feminist song

[𝒦ennedy 𝜗𝜚 Odette’s angel @kkennylicious]

when i was in middle school my stupid white ass would watch those videos about japanese urban legends and then be too scared to sleep knowing damn well i live in new jersey and hachishakusama probably doesn’t have a passport

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

Unaliving me softly with his song

[⚡️ 𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋 𝖑𝖚𝖈𝕶 😖 @Xx_tuff_luck_xX]

well ok . but the Stripper has 2 love some1

[marlie @P4SSENGERSEAT]

My mum's taken to blasting dolly songs and chain smoking we haven't seen levels of hysteria like this since George Michael

[뽕따✦ @mori771]

그의 보지에 석탄 조각 하나를 쑤셔 넣고 압력이 석탄을 아름다운 다이아몬드로 바꿀 때까지 그를 박아대고 싶어. 그 시점에서 주먹을 쑤셔 넣어 돌을 꺼내 그걸로 그에게 청혼할 거야.

[vodka et vernis blanc @01footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique

[computer @computer1010101]

I hate that I have to present my face to the world for everyone to look at. I want to walk around in a paper bag, free from judgement. Ideally I'd like to rip off my skin

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

getting absolutely pissmogged by what I assume is a horse in the stall next to me

[猫飯maofan @maofanQWQ]

好主人送给他的执事小礼物

[star ✩˚⋆☾✧ @stardust1ng]

@Vespertiline # let a bottom be daddy 🤍

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[ripley ⚢.𖥔 ݁ ˖🛸── .✦ @spacephobos]

call that pussy bruv the way im innit

[grumfy @grumfee]

Theseus and T̶h̶e̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶o̶t̶a̶u̶r̶ #backrooms

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[keva @maroonpebble]

@ivyxxs_ so calling out a character getting a more sexualised design at the expense of her personality is misogyny.. okay.. genuinely what are they smoking