Tammy

[Tammy @maroontams]

First read of 2024

[Chief. @BadmanSophss]

This is what Nigeria has to offer university graduate, glorified summer camp for children.
These mumu reforms is what you’re proud of

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

Some of you truly used to write names of noisemakers and add x25 to your classmate’s name 💔

[Apostle Emmanuel Iren @pst_iren]

Listen to guys like this and you’d understand Feminism.
In a world with men like this, women have to look out for themselves.

[sopuruchi @sopuruchn]

Nigeria is such a good edge case to consider when creating, because if this was designed for a Nigerian context, there would have been a latch to release to return it to its original position.

[tomisin 🧝🏽‍♀️ @tsizzle2real_]

like my eye go still clear, but for now you’re the apple of it

[Confidence #EndTerrorismInNigeria @ConfidenceTwt]

Oyo is Bleeding
Kwara is Bleeding
Benue is Bleeding
Kogi is Bleeding
Plateau is Bleeding
Kaduna is Bleeding
Borno is Bleeding
Niger is Bleeding
Nasarawa is Bleeding
Katsina is Bleeding

#EndInsecurityInNigeria

[Insti-Ghator @AnotherAnowa]

Because they did not plug Ebube to light , you thought there was no dishwasher in the house

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

The money I’m making now knows its father, the one I’m looking for is bastard money.

I need to make bastard money.

[preshy🌹 @preshyfellyzee]

You need just your WAEC result to contest for presidency, but you must have completed NYSC and have atleast 5 years experience to secure a 150k job.

SMH

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

“Omo yibo” “yariba” etc

See as una dey do? Grown adults doing bigotry-off.

O ma se o.

[yimikal. @yimikaaaa]

And suddenly, it’s your turn and God makes it all happen for you.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

I have none because Tinubu has made it impossible.

[Ravanjie @Ravanjie]

New painting. Plantain Scream!

I love this one sm

[TheVictor @Literatus_V]

now unto him, who is able to keep me from running mad🙏

[ADrianinHD @young_mod1]

omo
it’s actually easy to rage bait me with political takes o

im going to calm down, i need to be alive to vote next year

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

[Bolouere (Bibi) @boluxxxx]

Hope Tinubu’s handlers informed him that he is slated to go commission a gas turbine that has not been test run in Bayelsa?
I just said let me tweet it here first because I will be happy to spearhead the trolling that is bound to follow the embarrassment.

[LIMOBLAZE OMO JESU @Limoblaze]

We don’t hate the government enough.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

‘City boy’ but you reach Jos, fear to enter the city.

Airport boy.