Max Marquez

[Max Marquez @marquezmax03]

@CNviolations Third party

[bongo @bongoism]

vibe im on tonight

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

all these morning routine videos and not one guy pissing with a boner? whatever

[✧ @thecisek]

Nigga look like a chess piece 😭

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

I’m a whole different nigga when I’m off the clock

[Max Marquez @marquezmax03]

This is the type of fish your homie talks about when he says “there is plenty of fish in the sea”

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This could be the world's first recorded sighting of a live adult black devil or anglerfish (Melanocetus johnsonii), a deep sea creature in broad daylight and on the surface!!😱

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

🚨Bartender tells rocket scientist he isn’t smart

[Cock Pornis @CockPornis]

This them bitches that wanted to fuck Ed Edd n Eddy

[Max Marquez @marquezmax03]

So you agree that big phrama profits off of us being sick?

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: Elizabeth Warren is whining to reporters that RFK Jr. could BANKRUPT big pharma companies

Who the hell is paying Pocahontas?

[Max Marquez @marquezmax03]

People are so surprised

During the commercial there is a solid 20 seconds of them naming all side effects under a 1.5-2x voiceover speed

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Singer Avery starts crying, says she has been diagnosed with a bone-thinning disease from Ozempic, begs her followers not to take the drug.

She says she has osteoporosis & osteopenia after taking the drug to lose weight.

“Please use me as an example.”

[Max Marquez @marquezmax03]

The age of consent in the Vatican was 12 years old until 2013 when it was changed to 18.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

JUST NOW: Holy… and I do mean Holy Shlit!!

Tom Homan had a few comments about the Pope’s criticism.

“Let me give a message to the Pope guy. I’m a lifelong Catholic and I’ve been through the Catholic Doctrine. He ought to concentrate on fixing the Catholic Church.”

[Max Marquez @marquezmax03]

After the dust settles I hope we redirect our resources to improve and streamline legal immigration to give second chances to those that did enter illegally but respected our laws, cultures, and made positive impacts to communities.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

absolutely amazing TikTok posted by a Mexican lady in California who was trying to show the chilling consequences of the ICE raids happening in her area and it’s just the cleanest, quietest Walmart I’ve ever seen

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

on a cruise wit 40 niggas and 0 hoes is insane

[🔟K @TenKBree]

Bitch you never going fuck LeBron James

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga is flying ina 04 Ford Explorer

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Damn girl are you black Friday bc I'm wondering what your fucking deal is

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

eating poop with a side of shit is crazy