marrdmarrd

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

girls are stress uno

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

When she gets "comfortable" with you and starts farting...

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

When you're in a job interview and he takes his dick out...

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

When your boy asks you for gum and the whole class hears...

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

when you see your bae being a thot at the club...

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

When you getting roasted and can't think of any fire to spit back...

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

If I want to be surprised by some juju wizardry I will go to Lagos not spontaneously pick you up uno #marrdmarrd

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

Girls can fully cuff u without ur consent una

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

All these "bad birches" moving like mandem in their air max 95's. Nah you wanna act like the mandem you get slapped like the mandem #marrd

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

Think it's marrmarrd how man can be moving like your broski then like a pagwaaan in a matter of days #marrdmarrd

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

Her: What are we?

Me: Rah, we chillin

Her:

[marrdmarrd @marrdmarrd]

hows man gonna take me for an ideeeeeeat, do I look like a burnt piece of toast...