Marrissa 🌻

she/her

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender - 4

Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender - 4,193.

Hope that helps.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

@pulte ??? what are you watching?? Obvs not the debate lol.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

Stop asking what I recommend!! You’re never going to get it anyways.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

Ok but serious question; why can’t felons vote, but they can run for president?? Like he can’t vote for himself…but can run as a candidate?? I truly don’t get it.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

Berger was the worst boyfriend Carrie had. #sexandthecity

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

@elfcosmetics why can’t I find the camo powder foundation ANYWHERE?! 😭😭

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

I had a lady cuss me out on FB because I should be giving away all my old baby shit instead of selling it….
IF YOU CANT AFFORD A $30 BASSINET, GOOD LUCK AFFORDING THE ACTUAL BABY.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

Drinking while taking your kids trick or treating or while at a soccer game or something is not cute. It’s tacky and trashy and signals a problem.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

I’m sorry but “Zayden”?? Come on with these fucking ayden names. Jesus.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

My daughter’s school is a one in a million down here. It’s surprisingly a GOOD school. Please help us raise money for the school, students and staff. And help her win first place!! https://t.co/nvZ0VKy4KS

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

@pulte https://t.co/nvZ0VKy4KS

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

It’s crazy that in 2023 we are deciding the validity of something based on whether it was a Simpson episode or not.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

Stop over-lining your lips!! It looks so good on camera but people look absolutely nuts in real life lol

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

If you say “chicky” instead of “chicken”, you’re a bad person.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

I absolutely do not care if Panera’s French onion soup comes out of a bag. That shit is so fucking good.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
I only made Twitter after I saw @MacMiller at the Boston urban music festival. He had less than 1200 followers.
Damn.

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

Being part of an MLM doesn’t make you a small business owner. 🙂

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

Wtf happened to Twitter lol

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

No.

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Do you like the new X app logo?

[Marrissa 🌻 @marrissa313]

Why do people ask for the check and then sit there for 20 minutes without putting out a card or money?
Why????????